>>63869827
For me, it's the F-35. The best Joint Strike Fighter. I even ask for extra AMRAAMs, and the US Government is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for one billion dollars in F-35s and they gave me three billion dollars worth of F-35s. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly American Congressman laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free-Is-rae-li".

Now Congress greets me with "hey, it's 3-for-free-Is-rae-li!" and ALWAYS gives me three billion dollars worth of F-35s. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere here at the Israeli Ministry of Defense. I go beg Congress at least 3 times a week for advanced fighter jets, 1-2 times for Patriot missiles on the weekend, and maybe once for high powered laser systems when I'm in a rush, but want a great networked defense system that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily sandnigger destruction needs.

I even sell their weapons technology to the Chinese! it's highly classified! What a great country.

Seems more appropriate now than ever.