Christopher my son have I ever told you about anime? No not Auntie May she died last spring tragically. I'm talking to you about anime, an art form that is picking up in popularity in a far oriental land. After my death they will soon become the last medium on Earth to depict well endowed women. Pay attention Christopher, I am talking about our planet Earth not Middle Earth. I am telling you, my son, that 50 years after I die I want you to tell the Lords of Hollywood to create an anime adaptation of my unwritten work. No I cannot tell you what the work is about, for it is unwritten, and it will remain unwritten until I die. Just understand that it will be a feminist work, and it will be anime. Remember these words Christopher. I suggest you start gathering companions for your journey to Mount Hollywood now. I recommend our recently arrived Pakistani neighbor Muhammad (which will soon become the most popular name in our great country). He has hairy feet, much like the halflings.