Christopher my son have I ever told you about anime? No not Auntie May she died last spring tragically. I'm talking to you about anime, an art form that is picking up in popularity in a far oriental land. After my death they will soon become the last medium on Earth to depict well endowed women. Pay attention Christopher, I am talking about our planet Earth not Middle Earth. I am telling you, my son, that 50 years after I die I want you to tell the Lords of Hollywood to create an anime adaptation of my unwritten work. No I cannot tell you what the work is about, for it is unwritten, and it will remain unwritten until I die. Just understand that it will be a feminist work, and it will be anime. Remember these words Christopher. I suggest you start gathering companions for your journey to Mount Hollywood now. I recommend our recently arrived Pakistani neighbor Muhammad (which will soon become the most popular name in our great country). He has hairy feet, much like the halflings.

>>213368756 (OP)
I hope this was funnier in your head, bro.

>>213368756 (OP)
She's hot.

>>213368756 (OP)
Why is she in this retarded high fantasy outfit?

why is she doing the Aragorn?

>>213368756 (OP)
>Dem hips

>>213368756 (OP)
The only anime To;kien might have been aware existed was astro boy and considering his lack of interest in the Japanese, it is highly doubtful he even knew that existed.
>read a history book you zoomer faggot