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>Bobby Kotick bows to Gaz
>Phil Spencer bows to Gaz
>in contact with apothicons
>rumoured to possess black skin
>controls verdansk with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendant of an ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Al-Gazrah will be be the first city)
>owns basically every Nova 6 research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be with your operator waifu
>ALL OF THEM
>said to have 100+ IQ (genius level for CoD)
>ancient urzik scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>owns Microsoft quantum computing R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Gaz inside you right now
>in regular communication with all Captain Prices, forwarding the word of CoD Daddy to Activision
>Nation states entrust their CoD Point reserves with Gaz. There's no CP in Activision's or Microsoft's servers, only Hereford
>26 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base CoD player.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Gaz explosion to the end of the universe
>learned fluent russian in under a week
>shifted the timeline to merge the CoD dimensions with ours
>created COVID in Building 21 to ensure the success of Warzone 1
>this made russia invade ukraine in our timeline
>remember: no russian (you are here RIGHT NOW)
>WZ1 was just a practice run for his dimensional merging
>personally ended the yearly release cycle
>only to reimplement it
>wrote his own death scene out of MWII
>Kyle Garrick will guide CoD into a new age of 2.0+ KDR, anticheat, and microtransactions
>Phil Spencer bows to Gaz
>in contact with apothicons
>rumoured to possess black skin
>controls verdansk with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendant of an ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Al-Gazrah will be be the first city)
>owns basically every Nova 6 research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be with your operator waifu
>ALL OF THEM
>said to have 100+ IQ (genius level for CoD)
>ancient urzik scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>owns Microsoft quantum computing R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Gaz inside you right now
>in regular communication with all Captain Prices, forwarding the word of CoD Daddy to Activision
>Nation states entrust their CoD Point reserves with Gaz. There's no CP in Activision's or Microsoft's servers, only Hereford
>26 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base CoD player.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Gaz explosion to the end of the universe
>learned fluent russian in under a week
>shifted the timeline to merge the CoD dimensions with ours
>created COVID in Building 21 to ensure the success of Warzone 1
>this made russia invade ukraine in our timeline
>remember: no russian (you are here RIGHT NOW)
>WZ1 was just a practice run for his dimensional merging
>personally ended the yearly release cycle
>only to reimplement it
>wrote his own death scene out of MWII
>Kyle Garrick will guide CoD into a new age of 2.0+ KDR, anticheat, and microtransactions
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