>"So, you've just been isekai'd to Equestria, have you?"
>"And now you're wondering what to do?"
>"Who will help you survive this alien world?"
>"Certainly not one of those prissy ponies, no sir."
>"You wand a strong mare."
>"A mare who knows how to take care of a colt like you."
>"A mare who will protect you in the streets and excite you in the sheets."
>"Why don't you look me up?"
LEGAL DISCALIMER: This is an introduction service provided by Tempest Shadow, Tempest Shadow will not date you or form any relationship with you. Tempest Shadow will assist you in finding a more who will be your partner in Equestria. Some restrictions and exceptions apply. Offer void where prohibited by law.