https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1mjgy1c/very_strange_incident_in_victoria/

>redditor encounters topless boatwog who "doesn't speak much English" wanking in broad daylight on a busy street in front of children
>his friend gets angry at him, is immediately told off by another passer-by because he is "increasing tension and hostility in the area"
>redditor phones the police, is told to call 101 as "it's not an urgent incident"

This is the most Yookay story I have ever heard, nothing can possibly top it