>>105626436
Just join the military, dood. All the normal soul-crushing aspects of the usual job market, except if you can tough it out for four or five minutes you get incredible job security. All the existential dread of feeling like a failure, all the anxiety of not having a job that actually matters and is better achieved by freelancers (or literally free lancers), all the red tape preventing you from even trying to help the situation, but also all the money. Sometimes you even get to touch a computer. If you're truly lucky, you can be responsible for a server.