You will never be a TF2fag. You do not play on community servers, you haven't micspammed once in your life, you turn your hook kike nose up at community maps because you're incapable of seeing Mario Kart, Harbl Hotel, and the like for the profound works of art that they are, and you're so much of an unprepentant, out-of-touch cunt that you one-trick a class like this is fucking Dota or some shit. You are a fat, ashy, unlikable freak who wants to legitimize his hilariously retarded life goal of being a fucking videogame e-celeb without stepping up to any of the actual big dog outlets like RTS, fightan, or Quake. When your demands are met like the sandman and bison becoming completely useless, you feel nothing from it and just move on to the next gay thing on your checklist, but if they ignore you for too long you go and """""accidentally""""" leak an entire-ass project of Valve's that was in the pipeline for god-knows-how-long because you're just that much of an egocentric, short-sighted turbonigger. A part of me felt some comfort in the bot epidemic because you and every other worthless manchild like you was that much closer than the noose while I was chilling out, maxing (relaxing all cool, even) and shooting some B-ball on Delfy servers and community gamemodes like always - like actual TF2 players do. You'll never understand, just as you'll never truly know what fun is. You'll sit there, glass-eyed and grinding away in some hyper-curated lobby with eleven other miswired animals farming content until the lights go off around you and either Valve or Youtube finally give you the okay to kick the chair. And when that day finally does come I'll do the Kazotzky kick on your shallow grave and tape a poster of the fattest fucking anime titties onto your headstone.

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