if you were here.... and you spent 10 minutes watching Sexy Boom Boom....

you'd know exactly what im talking about

It's more like having an alien buddha than a cat

he functions on OUR level, in OUR world, acutely aware of everything that's going on with us, and continually CONTINUALLY demonstrates that he actually understands what we're saying...

example:
( this is just one tiny example out of literally hundreds and hundreds, it is the first one that pops into my mind)

I had my weed plug text me and say he was on his way. Sexy (as always) was sitting next to me and staring at me, like he's studying me, and in a normal human tone, the same way I would talk to a human, i told him, " i've gotten a friend swinging by in a little bit. but he will only be here for a few minutes, so you can just hang out in the bedroom"

and Sexy IMMEDIATELY started growling like a pitbull, or something (Sexy HATES every human, except for me, my wife, and sexys veterinarian, who is quite literally an animal whisperer genius)

Sexy started growling, and he jumped up on the back of the sofa facing the door, turned and looked at me, then he jumped to the front door and did his classic " pit bull guard dog" routine... Growling, and even his body resembles a pitbull, big and muscular up front, tailoring down to this tiny little adorable hindquarters...

GGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!.

"no, Sexy. he's not here yet. he'll be here.
In about five minutes"

and Sexy immediately stopped growling, turned around, and walked back into the bedroom just like I told him...

lol i swear i'm not lying
It's like having an alien buddha in the house

It's a while like the movie ET
Where the world doesn't realize what's happening behind our closed door

he's SMART AS FUCK.......
And he absolutely definitely understands everything we're saying

Because he gives us hundreds of examples like that, so many examples that I can't even remember where to start