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7/11/2025, 2:03:08 PM
>be me
>be newb on first playthrough
>loving the game so far
>near the end of act 1 I believe
>get fucking rolled a jillion times at lvl 4 fighting those "yo dawg I heard you liek self-upgrading undead assganks" fags at the mountain pass
>hear about underdark
>body-drag through the spooder fight because fuckthatshit.jpg
>MC dies to invisible wall jumping in the pit
>another dies to invisible wall/one after reaching underdark
>alfira, my healer makes it
>no money, so withers won't do shit
>other two leave party because they died
>can't re-recruit because MC blahblah yknow
>find that slaverfaggot's camp by accident
>loot dead dwarves
>mrkrabbssayingmoney.wav
>res mc and change party members
>actually take shart, who I made into a pally and accidentally went oathbreaker killing that faggot that was hunting karlach because I didn't how to get speak with the dead to prove he was a scumbag
>take a modded hireling from hirelingladies because she was hot (mizora), who I made into a warlock to try out dual lock with MC
>see that they have the boat I've heard about
>impgank the fuck out of these cowards, and have shart steal one of their zombies
>realize my shart is currently better than baezel, who I want to take with us but two imps flying around biting the shit out of everyone is too fun
>also the game
>be newb on first playthrough
>loving the game so far
>near the end of act 1 I believe
>get fucking rolled a jillion times at lvl 4 fighting those "yo dawg I heard you liek self-upgrading undead assganks" fags at the mountain pass
>hear about underdark
>body-drag through the spooder fight because fuckthatshit.jpg
>MC dies to invisible wall jumping in the pit
>another dies to invisible wall/one after reaching underdark
>alfira, my healer makes it
>no money, so withers won't do shit
>other two leave party because they died
>can't re-recruit because MC blahblah yknow
>find that slaverfaggot's camp by accident
>loot dead dwarves
>mrkrabbssayingmoney.wav
>res mc and change party members
>actually take shart, who I made into a pally and accidentally went oathbreaker killing that faggot that was hunting karlach because I didn't how to get speak with the dead to prove he was a scumbag
>take a modded hireling from hirelingladies because she was hot (mizora), who I made into a warlock to try out dual lock with MC
>see that they have the boat I've heard about
>impgank the fuck out of these cowards, and have shart steal one of their zombies
>realize my shart is currently better than baezel, who I want to take with us but two imps flying around biting the shit out of everyone is too fun
>also the game
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