>>714524586
Bowser Lobster or Bowser Dread Sled
Both vehicles have pathetic acceleration and mini turbo.
Lobster has the worst handling in the game. You're forced to go wide on stuff like Airship, Bazaar, Wario Stadium ending shroom cut, and so on.
Dread Sled still has bad acceleration (only 2 more than the above) and pathetic road speed. It's so bad that Toadette Baby Blooper has the same speed as you, but with +9 acceleration/MT and +6 handling. At least you get real speed on terrain like Moo Moo Meadows and yeah that's it lol