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The first post is a lucky guess that isn't really true even in spirit since there's plenty you can do about it, the whole point is that you're the one making her do that. No sign of insider knowledge.
But the second post is exactly right while being really understated. It's clearly reacting to the first post (but without replying to it), it gets the gender right, it specifies that it's a particular momentous encounter, and then it ends with "quote me on that". I haven't found anything else as spot-on.
Here's another funny