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>friend watches me play Noita
>I know he is a retard that has trouble with any game he touches
>he even played BG3, his favourite game, on easy
>for more than 500 hours
>anyways, he downloads Noita
>couple hours in, he can't make it to the second biome
>"whoops haha look at the time, gotta go"
>he returns later the same night
>he spent the last few hours reading guides, watching videos and downloaded a few mods that added alternate starts
>stuff like picking between 50 perks at the start
>he obviously picks all the immunity perks, layers of shields, spells and wands that you would have to jump through parallel worlds to make
>mfw he still dies from stepping on cursed rock before reaching the second biome again
When I hear people needing guides to play a single player game already dumbed down for the average AAA consoomer, I immediately assume you are a retard like that friend. Sometimes I wonder if he only plays games to feel included, but he has been playing games for the past 25 years, he can't be as bad as DSP... The other day, he launched the Crash Bandicoot remaster, a game that he has played to completion as a kid btw, and he was malding to the point of checking a guide before he reached the 4th stage.