>>81873344
>cover up being an alcoholic degenerate
It's not being an alcoholic degenerate, I'm sampling a variety of distinct ethanol flavors mixed with one another to create an even more complex experience. It's called being a mixologist and it's elegantly cultural.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzcSoAXLIYw

>>81669714
Signal of good genes. All women desire beautiful offspring who will reproduce because this increases their reproductive fitness. Men increase reproductive fitness by getting as many women pregnant as possible, but that's a big taboo in human culture. We aren't birds, but we fuck like birds. Pay more attention in your ecology lecture.