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>*Jungle Japes drums start*
>*Donkey Kong, voiced by H Jon Benjamin, opens the door of his treehouse*
>DK: "Another beautiful day in Congo Bongo!"
>DK: "Time to check on the banana ho-"
>*Face freezes, music stops*
>DK: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>THIS SUMMER
>*A dramatic version of the Beastie Boys' brass monkey starts playing*
>Diddy Kong (voiced by Chris Tucker): "How can you lose the banana horde? It's a pile of bananas!"
>DK: "I didn't lose them Diddy, someone must have taken them!"
>Diddy: "Who'd want a bunch of bananas besides... Oh no."
>*Cut to scene of K Rool, voiced by a menacing Danny DeVito, slowly spinning around in a giant chair and laughing maniacally, but suddenly gets into a coughing fit*
>*DK and Diddy look at each other*: "K Rool."
>THE KONGS
>Diddy: "I'm gonna come with you, we gotta get these bananas back!"
>DK: "Uh, no offense Diddy, but i think you might not be banana rescuing material."
>Diddy: "What are you talking about? Watch this!" *Jumps on a vine, slips and flies into a tree, falls to the ground and a coconut falls and hits him in the head*
>DK: "...ouch."
>BEGIN THEIR KONG-QUEST
>Funky (played by The Rock): "If you're gonna take on the Kremlings, you're gonna need some serious firepower."
>*DK blows apart bunch of targets with his coconut gun*
>*A couple of peanuts break open on a target*
>Diddy: "Why do I get the peanut gun?! What, am I gonna feed 'em to death?"
>TO GET THEIR NANNERS
>Diddy: "I'll starve without these bananas! What am I gonna eat? Ants on a stick?!"
>DK: Well, you know, you are getting to be a-."
>Diddy: "Don't you SAY IT!"
>DK: "...chunky monke-
>*Diddy screams and leaps on DK*
>BUT THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS
>*DK and Diddy speed down a minecart*
>Diddy: "Do you know how to drive this thing?!"
>DK: "You can drive this thing?!"
>DK & Diddy: "AAAAAAAAAA"
>THIS SUMMER
>*Exciting action montage*
>COME VISIT
>*Suddenly, Diddy gets hit in the crotch*
>Diddy: "...right in the little banana..."
>DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
>*Donkey Kong, voiced by H Jon Benjamin, opens the door of his treehouse*
>DK: "Another beautiful day in Congo Bongo!"
>DK: "Time to check on the banana ho-"
>*Face freezes, music stops*
>DK: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>THIS SUMMER
>*A dramatic version of the Beastie Boys' brass monkey starts playing*
>Diddy Kong (voiced by Chris Tucker): "How can you lose the banana horde? It's a pile of bananas!"
>DK: "I didn't lose them Diddy, someone must have taken them!"
>Diddy: "Who'd want a bunch of bananas besides... Oh no."
>*Cut to scene of K Rool, voiced by a menacing Danny DeVito, slowly spinning around in a giant chair and laughing maniacally, but suddenly gets into a coughing fit*
>*DK and Diddy look at each other*: "K Rool."
>THE KONGS
>Diddy: "I'm gonna come with you, we gotta get these bananas back!"
>DK: "Uh, no offense Diddy, but i think you might not be banana rescuing material."
>Diddy: "What are you talking about? Watch this!" *Jumps on a vine, slips and flies into a tree, falls to the ground and a coconut falls and hits him in the head*
>DK: "...ouch."
>BEGIN THEIR KONG-QUEST
>Funky (played by The Rock): "If you're gonna take on the Kremlings, you're gonna need some serious firepower."
>*DK blows apart bunch of targets with his coconut gun*
>*A couple of peanuts break open on a target*
>Diddy: "Why do I get the peanut gun?! What, am I gonna feed 'em to death?"
>TO GET THEIR NANNERS
>Diddy: "I'll starve without these bananas! What am I gonna eat? Ants on a stick?!"
>DK: Well, you know, you are getting to be a-."
>Diddy: "Don't you SAY IT!"
>DK: "...chunky monke-
>*Diddy screams and leaps on DK*
>BUT THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS
>*DK and Diddy speed down a minecart*
>Diddy: "Do you know how to drive this thing?!"
>DK: "You can drive this thing?!"
>DK & Diddy: "AAAAAAAAAA"
>THIS SUMMER
>*Exciting action montage*
>COME VISIT
>*Suddenly, Diddy gets hit in the crotch*
>Diddy: "...right in the little banana..."
>DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
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