Tamers came to me in a dream last night.

First, I foresaw short episodes. Like 3:30 long, but fully animated, with lots of camera movement. At first it felt like something the Dawn Somewhere guy would do, but all the ponies spoke with the computer voices Tamers uses.

Next, I saw a more normal episode where Twilight was a filly, and she was at a prestigious school with her parents talking to the dean or whatever trying to get in. She was trying really hard to be all intellectual and serious and everything, but she was the only one who cared even a little and you could tell it drove her crazy. Dad just sat there with a disinterested face not saying anything because he didn’t really give a shit about any of this nerd shit, and Velvet was like the air headed sweetheart. She would be sitting there, completely engrossed in the pencil she was fiddling with or whatever, completely ignoring any conversation, and Twilight would periodically slam her face into the desk or something because she thought her mom was an idiot that made her look stupid and was hurting her chances of getting in. The topper was that Pinkie was there and she kept saying “Commiefornia” because she thought it was the most clever, humorous thing she has ever heard. Like she was seriously just floored by how sophisticated and ingenious it was to put two words together like that to form a new word that made social commentary and what absolute peak comedy it was. “Commiefornia. Ha ha ha.” over and over, like a child who just learned a new word.

I also saw Pinkie, in the forests of Kentucky, wearing a helmet like it was Vietnam, and in the background you could hear the distant explosions of stink bombs and fartillery. Then I woke up.

It was all so vivid and it felt like it lasted a really long time. I don’t often remember dreams like that.

Also add chink twinks, bitch.