>>11265121
>>11264491
>I wish I was a cute, curvy girl who lactated regularly, and had friends who'd help me out when I need them to.
Granted, you are now a biological weapon. Let me explain: you have the appearance of a normal girl, aside for the fact that you have a pretty curvaceous body with big boobs. You don't have normal menstruations (thank God for that); instead, roughly once a month, your boobs begin to produce milk at an alarming rate - we're talking fire hose rate if they aren't managed properly. This milk has transformative properties, transforming anyone who drinks it into a catfolk, with an extra sex change in some occasions. Fortunately, you are immune to the effects of your own breast milk, and the liquid quickly loses its negative properties mere hours after being squirted out.
Catfolks are pretty much what you expect: pretty lascivious and horny, somewhat vain and standoffish in a tsundere kind of way, and most importantly dumb. Not dumb in a bimbo way: instead, they quickly grow bored of various things like work or taxes, so they refuse to do them - and from there end up completely forgetting those skills and knowledge.

You asked to have "friends" to help you out, right? Well, a dog is man's best friend, but a cat is woman's best friend! ...Maybe. Eh, close enough - my point is that your "friends" will primarily be these catfolks, who overall like to hang around you, even if they can be a bit chaotic sometimes. If you absolutely need them to listen to you, you can obviously bribe them with your milk (drunk straight from the "tap") in exchange for their compliance. Other offers that might work are toys (sex or otherwise), sex, and empty boxes.

>I wish I was this hyper-endowed futa in the pic.