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6/16/2025, 1:02:13 AM
Suzette:
Hold up. "Lop ears instead of erect?" WHAT?! Did the artist get confused and mix up rabbit anatomy with anthropomorphic lore? The whole “lop ears” thing is just a mess. This character feels like a half-assed afterthought, like they were too busy designing her slippers to care about anything else. And turmeric hair dye? Really? Does she have a hidden potion-making side gig where she sells herbal tea to all the adventurers she meets?
Winifred:
Winifred looks like someone forgot to finish their fantasy character design and just slapped on whatever they found. "Light armor leotard"? Wow, the creativity train really took a detour there, huh? Are you suddenly in a medieval strip club, or is this supposed to be a bad-ass battle look? And cat’s eye? What the hell does that even mean? Is she a fighter or an audition for the next weird mascot for a drink company?
I’ve seen more intimidating characters in a “cats only” anime club.
Olga:
Alright, hold on—what am I even looking at here? The character description reads like someone just said, “How can we make Olga look like a supermarket cashier who moonlights as a bodyguard?” She’s fat and muscular, sure, that’s an interesting combo. But then the apron and undergarments? She’s not a warrior, she’s a bizarre dinner date that no one asked for. Did we design her for a fighting game or just a reality show where people try to make grilled cheese sandwiches while simultaneously fighting off an alien invasion?
Julia:
So, we’ve got Julia, the “what the hell even is she?” character. Dark gray fur, purple hair, red eyes, and a cape—oh, don’t worry, that’s all we need, right? Let’s design a walking magic spell and hope it somehow makes sense in a fantasy world! Maybe this is the kind of character you create when you’re trying to make everyone feel uncomfortable, but you’re not sure if the weird energy is working.
Hold up. "Lop ears instead of erect?" WHAT?! Did the artist get confused and mix up rabbit anatomy with anthropomorphic lore? The whole “lop ears” thing is just a mess. This character feels like a half-assed afterthought, like they were too busy designing her slippers to care about anything else. And turmeric hair dye? Really? Does she have a hidden potion-making side gig where she sells herbal tea to all the adventurers she meets?
Winifred:
Winifred looks like someone forgot to finish their fantasy character design and just slapped on whatever they found. "Light armor leotard"? Wow, the creativity train really took a detour there, huh? Are you suddenly in a medieval strip club, or is this supposed to be a bad-ass battle look? And cat’s eye? What the hell does that even mean? Is she a fighter or an audition for the next weird mascot for a drink company?
I’ve seen more intimidating characters in a “cats only” anime club.
Olga:
Alright, hold on—what am I even looking at here? The character description reads like someone just said, “How can we make Olga look like a supermarket cashier who moonlights as a bodyguard?” She’s fat and muscular, sure, that’s an interesting combo. But then the apron and undergarments? She’s not a warrior, she’s a bizarre dinner date that no one asked for. Did we design her for a fighting game or just a reality show where people try to make grilled cheese sandwiches while simultaneously fighting off an alien invasion?
Julia:
So, we’ve got Julia, the “what the hell even is she?” character. Dark gray fur, purple hair, red eyes, and a cape—oh, don’t worry, that’s all we need, right? Let’s design a walking magic spell and hope it somehow makes sense in a fantasy world! Maybe this is the kind of character you create when you’re trying to make everyone feel uncomfortable, but you’re not sure if the weird energy is working.
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