>>2799456
>too loud
What are you, 86 years old?

>>2799454
If it crosses the billion dollar threshold it will likely get a ride. Fun fact, you can predict Universal's next ride by consulting this spreadsheet on wikipedia. If it cracks a certain return threshold, it gets a ride. Wicked will get a green check soon enough, James Bond is confirmed for USGB so it gets one also. Soulless suits run the company and all they care about is money. They will happily churn out the same slop every year and ruin their studio's reputation if it buys them a 5th house in the Maldives.

>>2799458
It spiritually qualifies because it takes elements of dark rides. It isn't a normal coaster, jackass.

>>2799460
I don't mean a story with a plot that goes A-B-C. I mean that when you ride, the overall vibe of the location is the "story". Your experience is up to you, rather than directly being told a story.

>>2799459
>they put the MPH coaster in the country that doesn't use miles as a unit of measure

Disaster.