>>64015961
Tactical pens kinda remind me of the whole gray man thing. The gray man concept wasn't a bad idea (try not to look a tactical sperg while still carrying weapons and gear) but it was ruined by tactical spergs not understanding that to actually blend in you need to look uninteresting and unremarkable, which is also hard to market to said tactical spergs

The best tactical pen is just a slighly thicker and heavier pen with slighly more grip, but that is completely visually indistinguishable from a high quality pen, but because tac spergs wanted to show off to other tac spergs and marketers wanted to make their products look clearly tactical, we got solid anodised aluminium rods with more ribbing and studs than your mothers dildo