>new hitman game mode is literally a black male/white female interracial sex simulator.

no one calls having sex "co-op mode" even if it's technically a two player game. And anyway, Hitman is a clone. It would make perfect sense for there to be two Hitman's running around in the same level, one of you can just be Agent 45(because I know the deep lore and Agent 46 and 48 both got killed)

Though I guess technically all the clones got killed. whatever. you can just make more.