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Anonymous No.713420542 >>713420626 >>713420937 >>713421050 >>713421352 >>713421397 >>713422046 >>713422298 >>713422921 >>713422986 >>713424264 >>713427145 >>713427582 >>713427634
>new hitman game mode is literally a black male/white female interracial sex simulator.

no one calls having sex "co-op mode" even if it's technically a two player game. And anyway, Hitman is a clone. It would make perfect sense for there to be two Hitman's running around in the same level, one of you can just be Agent 45(because I know the deep lore and Agent 46 and 48 both got killed)

Though I guess technically all the clones got killed. whatever. you can just make more.
Anonymous No.713420626 >>713420691
>>713420542 (OP)
>See black male next to a female (not even white)
>ERM IS THAT INTERRACIAL SEX?
>>>/r/eddit or >>>/pol/ is that way
Anonymous No.713420691 >>713420795 >>713420976
>>713420626
what other explanation could there be for two people standing next to eachother like that?
Anonymous No.713420795 >>713420936
>>713420691
Two agents working together? maybe if you didn't have brainrot you'll perceive things normally
Anonymous No.713420936
>>713420795
Two agents, working together, who happen to have their ears placed at the exact same height on their bodies even though sexual dimorphisms make such a thing highly unlikely?

Do you often work together with someone where situations occur that call upon you to stand with ears perfectly in line with your opposite gender co-workers?

no, you don't.
Anonymous No.713420937
>>713420542 (OP)
>qos on her face
>check it on steam
>it's official
Anonymous No.713420976 >>713423629
>>713420691
if you ever went outside you would see that people stand next to each other quite often
Anonymous No.713421050 >>713421094
>>713420542 (OP)
Dei trash
Anonymous No.713421094
>>713421050
>You made assassination political!
Anonymous No.713421235
why don't people just make a game where instead of running around shooting eachother you run around and try to rape the other player characters? You could call it First Person Sex games, and it should be fine, since murder is worse than rape and we do that in games all the time.
Anonymous No.713421309
the clues are staring you right in your face and you still can't see it. some people are just so blind and obsessed with plausible deniability. deny it all the way to the bank if you want, but the account will still be empty when you ask for your payout and you'll have no one to blame but yourself for being a guileless son
Anonymous No.713421352
>>713420542 (OP)
>Brown eyes
They are both niggers
Anonymous No.713421397 >>713421460 >>713421497
>>713420542 (OP)
why is the woman so fucking hideous?
>shaved head (likely that even worse half shaved head
>gross nose ring piercing
>tattoo
it's like they went out of their way to make her as repulsive as possible, i cant believe id rather play the nigger
Anonymous No.713421459
Burgers?
Anonymous No.713421460 >>713421635 >>713421936
>>713421397
Here's the aryan queen I was telling you about
Anonymous No.713421497 >>713421964
>>713421397
They probably completed this just before the death of the woke era. Just like how alot of woke shit games are just starting to come out and fail.
Anonymous No.713421635
>>713421460
not a single curve on her either, and not even in the appealing way
Anonymous No.713421831
cruddy/crappy/crummy/contemptible character designs are one thing but the real issue is who is going to be playing co-op mode with you idiots.It should so obviously be a versus mode, because working together is not possible.
Anonymous No.713421936
>>713421460
looks like a GTAO avatar
Anonymous No.713421964
>>713421497
Every company is still going full dei. Even the companies that have stated publicly that they are pulling back dei shit have been secretly trying to keep it going forward.
Anonymous No.713422046
>>713420542 (OP)
>they actually unironically fucking added a queen of spades tattoo
lmao
Anonymous No.713422298
>>713420542 (OP)
lmao
oldman WON
shitman LOST
bigly if i may add
Anonymous No.713422683
wow being black or being a woman I can hardly decide
Anonymous No.713422921
>>713420542 (OP)
>white female
Anonymous No.713422986
>>713420542 (OP)
no fucking way the spade is actually real just checked
Anonymous No.713423271
>qos in frame
they are not even trying to be sneaky anymore
Anonymous No.713423629
>>713420976
face to face, maybe. Not face to race.
Anonymous No.713424264
>>713420542 (OP)
>spade tatoo
the devs are trolling lmao
Anonymous No.713426862
that chick was in the Hitman sniper mobile game years ago and there was the same discussion, lol
Anonymous No.713427145
>>713420542 (OP)
holy fugging picked up
Anonymous No.713427582
>>713420542 (OP)
the western world really just revolves around black dicks, huh?
Anonymous No.713427634
>>713420542 (OP)