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6/29/2025, 2:47:39 AM
>Universal Cartographics: "Oh, hey, you found an undiscovered Earthlike World? Like, a fully inhabitable planet, replete with its own biome and breathable atmosphere, full of potentially trillions of unknown organisms? A whole new frontier of biological studies and a perfect outpost for humanity's development? Ok, that's cool. Here, have some chump change. Move on, now, we got a line here."
>Vista Genomics: "HOLY SHIT, slap my ass and call me Shirley, you found MOSS!? Like actual MOSS!? On a barren shitty rock with half a particle of atmosphere per kilometer!? Sweet baby Jesus on pogosticks, I am gonna pass out. Martha! Martha, come here, this guy brought a whole six milligrams of MOSS! Shit, I think I just had an orgasm. Sir, please, take these untold riches, take our stocks, take my daughter's virginity, they are all yours! My God, what a treasure trove, MOSS!"
>Vista Genomics: "HOLY SHIT, slap my ass and call me Shirley, you found MOSS!? Like actual MOSS!? On a barren shitty rock with half a particle of atmosphere per kilometer!? Sweet baby Jesus on pogosticks, I am gonna pass out. Martha! Martha, come here, this guy brought a whole six milligrams of MOSS! Shit, I think I just had an orgasm. Sir, please, take these untold riches, take our stocks, take my daughter's virginity, they are all yours! My God, what a treasure trove, MOSS!"
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