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7/4/2025, 7:18:12 PM
>Be American
>Wake up, eat disgusting sugar-filled cereals and pancakes with tree cum on top
>Get on school bus, get bullied by the school bully the entire ride, cry
>Enter classroom, puts hand on heart and pledge allegiance to Dear Leader, ready to absorb today's daily propaganda about how USA number one
>Lunch time! Get shitty half-fabricated pizza because it counts as a vegetable, drink chocolate milk filled with sugar
>Sudden bang bang noises, edgy kid in trench coat enters the canteen and starts blasting with his newly bought AR-15
>One bullet slightly brushes your arm, you get rushed to the hospital with a flesh wound and then the Indian doctor tells you that'll be 150 000 dollars.
>Since you can't pay you get kicked out and put on debt for life
>Back in school, you think about the American dream and look outside, see hobo sitting with shit-stained pants, shooting meth
>Go home, show parents your report card, and since it's a C+ your dad slaps you around as corporal punishment is legal
>Eat shitty frozen TV dinner with the rest of your family, watching America's favourite tv show, The price is right. Everybody claps and makes pig noises when they guess the price correctly
> Dad gets sweaty as he raises his belt hand and brings it down more than once, still mad about your grade.
> Dad goes to hospital because you gave him a cardiac infarction
> Indian doctor still on shift, demands 200K
> Dad dies, price is wrong bitch.
>OOOOH SAAAAY CAN YOUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEE!?
Why is America like this?
>Wake up, eat disgusting sugar-filled cereals and pancakes with tree cum on top
>Get on school bus, get bullied by the school bully the entire ride, cry
>Enter classroom, puts hand on heart and pledge allegiance to Dear Leader, ready to absorb today's daily propaganda about how USA number one
>Lunch time! Get shitty half-fabricated pizza because it counts as a vegetable, drink chocolate milk filled with sugar
>Sudden bang bang noises, edgy kid in trench coat enters the canteen and starts blasting with his newly bought AR-15
>One bullet slightly brushes your arm, you get rushed to the hospital with a flesh wound and then the Indian doctor tells you that'll be 150 000 dollars.
>Since you can't pay you get kicked out and put on debt for life
>Back in school, you think about the American dream and look outside, see hobo sitting with shit-stained pants, shooting meth
>Go home, show parents your report card, and since it's a C+ your dad slaps you around as corporal punishment is legal
>Eat shitty frozen TV dinner with the rest of your family, watching America's favourite tv show, The price is right. Everybody claps and makes pig noises when they guess the price correctly
> Dad gets sweaty as he raises his belt hand and brings it down more than once, still mad about your grade.
> Dad goes to hospital because you gave him a cardiac infarction
> Indian doctor still on shift, demands 200K
> Dad dies, price is wrong bitch.
>OOOOH SAAAAY CAN YOUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEE!?
Why is America like this?
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