Let me in the new world is too hot and sunny

I'm from Oregon and I'm fully booked (hotel, airfare, rental car) for a quick (week-long) scottish getaway this upcoming October
I'm considering moving there because I'm tired of the rat race in the corporate hellhole that is the good ole USA
I know jobs are scarce and I'm going against the grain of young people moving away. But I'm nay young and I've a tidy sum saved up
Chatgpt tells me I can live somewhat comfortably in suburban Glasgow for like 2.8k usd/month
Is this true? what am I in for?

What can you tell me about this cunt? Can I move here when I retire as an American and buy a wee hoos? Are scotts arseholes when it comes to immigration for white Americans? Will they welcome me into their senior spaces?
I love the accent and generally find these people quaint from what little I've seen
No, I don't claim to have any scottish ancestry so this is not a muh heritage angle

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