Search Results
6/13/2025, 9:13:43 AM
>*whistles for magic chicken*
>autoruns to monster marker while i watch tiktoks
>"Mhmm... Chatacabra, gotta be."
>"Come on, Seikret."
>Big Nose Tits Mcgee Handler shouts in my ear
>"YOU REALLY ARE A MONSTER HUNTER™ IN THESE WILDS™"
>approach Chatacabra
>whiff TCS but thankfully I can activate my Hunter Senses so I 180 pivot to hit the monster
>continue using hunter senses and unleash my cinematic attack
>repeat this 30 times
>get hit once, thankfully my cat throws a ball of green cum at me so im completely healed but just in case i call for my magic chicken to swoop me away from danger while i auto sharpen, heal, do my taxes, and make some food while the monster limps away
>when im ready, the magic chicken autoruns to the monsters exact location and arrives in 4 seconds, enough time to completely ignore everything else onscreen like the landscape or endemic life while i watch a tiktok (thank goodness for this small quality of life feature) >kill the monster (really hard because i had to use buttons to make things happen in the game)
>skip all the post-quest text and rewards with 1 button (i can get back to watching tiktoks faster)
>autoruns to monster marker while i watch tiktoks
>"Mhmm... Chatacabra, gotta be."
>"Come on, Seikret."
>Big Nose Tits Mcgee Handler shouts in my ear
>"YOU REALLY ARE A MONSTER HUNTER™ IN THESE WILDS™"
>approach Chatacabra
>whiff TCS but thankfully I can activate my Hunter Senses so I 180 pivot to hit the monster
>continue using hunter senses and unleash my cinematic attack
>repeat this 30 times
>get hit once, thankfully my cat throws a ball of green cum at me so im completely healed but just in case i call for my magic chicken to swoop me away from danger while i auto sharpen, heal, do my taxes, and make some food while the monster limps away
>when im ready, the magic chicken autoruns to the monsters exact location and arrives in 4 seconds, enough time to completely ignore everything else onscreen like the landscape or endemic life while i watch a tiktok (thank goodness for this small quality of life feature) >kill the monster (really hard because i had to use buttons to make things happen in the game)
>skip all the post-quest text and rewards with 1 button (i can get back to watching tiktoks faster)
Page 1