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7/20/2025, 10:45:20 PM
>>127110167
You will never be a real metal band. You have no riffs, you have no down-tuned guitars, You have no distortion. You are a worthless Christcuck folk rock band twisted by misinformed and clueless Wikipedia editors into a crude mockery of metallic perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. To your face, anons mock your music. /mu/ is disgusted and ashamed of you, the few people that give you a listen laugh at your mediocrity both while and after they listen to it.
Metalheads are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of musical evolution has allowed metalheads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even rock bands who are “heavy” sound uncanny and unnatural to a metalhead. Your song structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a /mu/thafucka to listen to one of your albums, he’ll turn tail and never think about you again as soon as he gets a whiff of more worthwhile music.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning to post "REAL BLASTING" in every /metal/ thread, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight of the fact that you are a false blasting.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll finally get tired of posting, quit listening to this third world garbage, and be forgotten by /metal/. When the realization hits you, you will be heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with replaying the same record over and over again. Your music will be known solely for being popular in a third world country, and everyone who happens to chance upon one of your albums for the rest of eternity will know that you are not a real metal band. Your memory will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a mediocre band that failed to reach beyond their home market and is unmistakably not metal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real metal band. You have no riffs, you have no down-tuned guitars, You have no distortion. You are a worthless Christcuck folk rock band twisted by misinformed and clueless Wikipedia editors into a crude mockery of metallic perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. To your face, anons mock your music. /mu/ is disgusted and ashamed of you, the few people that give you a listen laugh at your mediocrity both while and after they listen to it.
Metalheads are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of musical evolution has allowed metalheads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even rock bands who are “heavy” sound uncanny and unnatural to a metalhead. Your song structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a /mu/thafucka to listen to one of your albums, he’ll turn tail and never think about you again as soon as he gets a whiff of more worthwhile music.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning to post "REAL BLASTING" in every /metal/ thread, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight of the fact that you are a false blasting.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll finally get tired of posting, quit listening to this third world garbage, and be forgotten by /metal/. When the realization hits you, you will be heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with replaying the same record over and over again. Your music will be known solely for being popular in a third world country, and everyone who happens to chance upon one of your albums for the rest of eternity will know that you are not a real metal band. Your memory will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a mediocre band that failed to reach beyond their home market and is unmistakably not metal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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