You guys are still on this bf thing, huh.

Alright, so here's your homework, a sanity calibration. Just hear me out. If this works, the spell is broken, you'll spit the rainbow koolade out and with the brain worms gone, youre brain will begin to heal itself and you will have a chance to re-think just wtf you are doing with your life and how you got conned.

Ready? This exercise is just for people under 28. If you are 28 or older, its already too late, you done dug yourself in too deep and maybe as well just enjoy the crash. Here we go:

I want you all to go out and meet ten gay people 15 years older than you and ask how many have had a bf longer than 1 year in their entire lives.

Then come back and let us know how many you found.

Those are your odds to live the heteronormative prince-princess dream that hedonist straights themselves cant seem to figure out.

Yet people ask where I hide my crystal ball.