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Marina !!Cb6rd5bwCZG No.40489275 >>40489299 >>40490170 >>40491564
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>>40485515
Mr pancakes No.40489289 >>40489329
Anonymous No.40489299 >>40489803
>>40489275 (OP)
i look almost exactly like picrel. just missing some definition, that is like sub 10% bodyfat and im prolly around 15% if i had to guess
Anonymous No.40489306 >>40489368
Feet
Anonymous No.40489329 >>40489385
>>40489289
i look almost exactly like picrel. just missing some definition, that is like sub 10% bodyfat and im prolly around 15% if i had to guess get in the fucking van!
Anonymous No.40489368
>>40489306
Indeed
Anonymous No.40489382
cum in my ass and cuddle.
Anonymous No.40489385
>>40489329
why do you want me to get into a van
Anonymous No.40489402 >>40489410 >>40489421
>walk into your living room
>see this on the couch
wat do
Anonymous No.40489410
>>40489402
rape them so hard the arches collapse
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40489421
>>40489402
tell him to get his feet off the sofa
Anonymous No.40489423 >>40489436 >>40489763
>dood wtf is all this gay shit on ur phone, what are u some kind of queer faggit?
Wat do?
Anonymous No.40489436
>>40489423
shart my virulent gonohole discharge all over them killing them instantly
bich ass !!us/ifB4G3vG No.40489458
t. minus 6 minutes, according to the naysayers
Anonymous No.40489466 >>40489536
Delta doesn't allow his bottoms on the couch he treats them like the mutts they are as he should periodt
Anonymous No.40489478 >>40489500
what the fuck does "the raped" even mean
Anonymous No.40489486 >>40489768
>almost 28
>still never had a bf
it's over. My only hope now is AI boyfriends becoming real
bich ass !!us/ifB4G3vG No.40489499 >>40489532
mmm guess im not blocked mmmm
Anonymous No.40489500 >>40489593
>>40489478
healing
Anonymous No.40489524 >>40489534 >>40489539 >>40489563
What race is this
Anonymous No.40489532 >>40489600
>>40489499
maybe its just red boards?
Anonymous No.40489534
>>40489524
Eskimo
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40489536
>>40489466
wut
Anonymous No.40489539
>>40489524
avatar
Anonymous No.40489540 >>40489604 >>40490102
what's sex on meth or other drugs like? my bf drugged me once but didn't violate me
Anonymous No.40489558
Hmmm I have some cherries but I don't have almonds to bake something with them.
Anonymous No.40489559
imagine if gaygen had oblivion's radiant AI
Anonymous No.40489563 >>40489589
>>40489524
Southern Water tribe
Anonymous No.40489586 >>40489599 >>40489647 >>40489673
Mr pancakes No.40489589
>>40489563
TFW no southern watertribe bf
Anonymous No.40489593
>>40489500
from what?
Mr pancakes No.40489599
>>40489586
ITS SO OVER ASDFGJJKLi forgot I can look this good
Anonymous No.40489600
>>40489532
doesnt seem so
oh well good night
Anonymous No.40489604
>>40489540
I shot up meth once with a couple once it was literally the horniest I've ever been it's like I was injected with liquid lust but it also made us so retarded we couldn't have sex anymore they didn't get hard and we just kinda rolled around like complete morons after I unsuccesfully tried to ride them LMAO it's probably unfathomably amazing though if it eorks out or only the bottom does it or something
Mr pancakes No.40489647 >>40489679
>>40489586
That was before I had even been mugged I remember when I got mugged he stole that orange hoodie from me
Anonymous No.40489654
imagine getting your hoodie stolen by your fucking uncle lmao
Mr pancakes No.40489673
>>40489586
I don't look but a day older
Anonymous No.40489679 >>40489730 >>40489748 >>40489826 >>40489842 >>40490188
>>40489647
when's the last time you saw your ribs in the mirror?
Anonymous No.40489687 >>40489730 >>40489826 >>40489842
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40489697 >>40489705 >>40489708
I just realised that I don't own a hoodie
Anonymous No.40489705
>>40489697
This is big news.
Anonymous No.40489708
>>40489697
because your classy and not a goodlum
Mr pancakes No.40489730 >>40489752
>>40489679
>>40489687
Oh my god these make me want to kill myself
Anonymous No.40489748 >>40489778
>>40489679
this is not attractive
Anonymous No.40489752 >>40489855
>>40489730
honestly you look more stable and like bf material now
you use to look like a druggie slut that cant be trusted
you look like a good boy down, next door neighbor type of guy, a Ned Flanders
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40489763
>>40489423
>Don't search through my phone unless you want to look at gay porn
Anonymous No.40489768
>>40489486
I'm currently at 18 and I'm still gonna look for a boyfriend because I hate AI.
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40489776 >>40489786
I wish we can run naked casually.
Anonymous No.40489778 >>40489787 >>40489806 >>40490102 >>40490172
>>40489748
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40489786
>>40489776
In certain places you can.
Anonymous No.40489787 >>40489807
>>40489778
forget my initial reply i wish i looked like that
Anonymous No.40489803 >>40490258
>>40489299
yeah right
Mr pancakes No.40489806
>>40489778
I was 17 here you probably shouldn't repost this
Anonymous No.40489807 >>40489830 >>40489833 >>40489838 >>40490102 >>40490172
>>40489787
here he was on meth
Anonymous No.40489810
yay friends I successfully did a transfer of agar with a mycelium culture into a spawn bag for some CULINARY mushrooms I'm growing, very happy! I hope there wasn't any contamination transferred, the plate itself was free of contamination and the environment was sterile and everything, but I still worry
time will tell
Anonymous No.40489814
hitler didn't die for this
Mr pancakes No.40489826
>>40489679
>>40489687
This is what I think is beautiful see I was channeling Eugenia Cooney here
Anonymous No.40489830
>>40489807
you know a lot about that!
Mr pancakes No.40489833
>>40489807
Ew I look like a zombie in some of those
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40489838
>>40489807
I like the hair
Mr pancakes No.40489842
>>40489679
>>40489687
This is dark sided gaydead because my schizophrenia was hitting the hardest in these pictures
Anonymous No.40489847 >>40489897
Bottoms are nature's fleshlights.
Mr pancakes No.40489855
>>40489752
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40489858 >>40489863 >>40489873
I got nothing to show right now.
Anonymous No.40489863
>>40489858
I see something
Anonymous No.40489865 >>40489878
yuckage
Mr pancakes No.40489870
My family say they just want to see me more content with life but what they really meant was fat
Anonymous No.40489873 >>40489878
>>40489858
were you pregnant at one time before you transitioned to male? lots of stretch marks where only women normally get them...
Anonymous No.40489878
>>40489865
>>40489873
modesto meth melty!!! lmao
Anonymous No.40489887 >>40489894 >>40489921
Which gigi posters ex is this
Anonymous No.40489894
>>40489887
can't be methy because he's never in his old dead end life got any bitches whatsoever
Anonymous No.40489897 >>40489931
>>40489847
It's how i've always wanted to be treated
Anonymous No.40489921 >>40489942 >>40490102
>>40489887
freshie, methy and bucko whixh is all the same person
Anonymous No.40489931
>>40489897
Hsts true trans Paige
.
Squeaky you're an agp mongo sry luv
Anonymous No.40489942
>>40489921
Ridiculous
Mr pancakes No.40489955 >>40489973 >>40489982 >>40490037 >>40490102
Would you have fucked me yes no and why
Anonymous No.40489966 >>40490051 >>40490281 >>40490298
Do we like The Birdcage?
Anonymous No.40489973 >>40489979
>>40489955
are you a better at bottoming or topping?
Mr pancakes No.40489979
>>40489973
I do both I'm great at both obviously
Anonymous No.40489982 >>40489995
>>40489955
Let's see nudes. I want to see your bare ass and dick and chest. Full frontal too.
Mr pancakes No.40489995 >>40490061
>>40489982
No I'll get b&
Anonymous No.40489996 >>40490102
cute bottoms - don't get aids from black/brown men before your 21st birthday challenge.

Difficulty level: advanced
Anonymous No.40490037
>>40489955
if i had aids i would have pozzed you too, he had the right idea
Anonymous No.40490051
>>40489966
Yes but its full of horrible social messaging, like its ok to be gay.
Anonymous No.40490061
>>40489995
Why would they ban you? Either post on /hm/ or in catbox
Anonymous No.40490068
i need the life sucked out of me by someone who swallows
Anonymous No.40490087
>I'll hang around and maybe eventually some trip will post nudes and I can goon to them as if we have are having a hook up in my head cuz its porn but theres a personality I can slobber at safely behind a screen
FAnon No.40490102 >>40490110
>>40489540
A lot better. Meth in general is just pure euphoria. Sex on meth is the best aex you'll ever have even when it's bad sex with ugly men. When I was a gay teen hooker I would use meth to make it more tolerable.
>>40489778 >>40489807
Looks cute enough to kidnap.
>>40489921
I would never hurt a twink by getting him hooked on meth you fucking disgusting faggot. I would kidnap him, give him PCP, and rape him.
>>40489955
On your 18th bday.
>>40489996
This is true. A lot of the twinks I'm in love with got AIDS from black men when they were teens.
Anonymous No.40490110 >>40490131
>>40490102
pcp is a stupid drug to fixate on do better idiot
Mr pancakes No.40490117 >>40490128
Anonymous No.40490128
>>40490117
How does it feel to know you used to be a wendigo and now you're a potbellied sasquatch?
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40490130
Took a shower. Eating dinner. Playing mahjong. Going to do some cardio and take a bath. Then pass out or play Final Fantasy.
FAnon No.40490131
>>40490110
PCP is my ideal drug to give a raped twink. You know nothing about drugs stupid faggot. You probably think it's just ketamine for old fags, but it's dirty ketamine.
> PCP's most unusual feature is that doses of 5 to 10 mg orally may induce acute schizophrenia, including agitation, psychosis, audiovisual hallucinations, paranoid delusions, and catatonia.
Anonymous No.40490138 >>40490150 >>40490157 >>40490167 >>40490169 >>40490173
should I keep trying to lose weight? my bmi is 28.5 but I don't really think I look overweight, I also don't wanna lose any ass mass
FAnon No.40490150 >>40490162
>>40490138
Yes you should lose a lot of weight...
Anonymous No.40490157
>>40490138
put down the bagel bites tubby
Anonymous No.40490162 >>40490169 >>40490200 >>40490218
>>40490150
I'd look gross if I was too skinny, I have pretty broad shoulders and wide hips
Anonymous No.40490167 >>40490199
>>40490138
you're a thicc boy. show butt
Anonymous No.40490169
>>40490138
>>40490162
sit your fat musty ass on my face
Anonymous No.40490170
>>40489275 (OP)
Thoughts on Dreamybull?
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490172
why anyone would take meth when ritalin and vyvanse r socially acceptable and basically the same is weird to me
>>40489778
>>40489807
pretty fat for someone on stimmies
Anonymous No.40490173 >>40490199
>>40490138
You get an ass from exercising. It's called the gluteus bruh.
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490188
>>40489679
id lick that tummy and then suck his cock :p
a prayer for someone in honble No.40490195
Appoint someone evil to oppose my hon;
let an accuser stand at their right hand.
When they are tried, let the hon be found guilty, and may their prayers condemn them.
May their days be few; may another take his place of leadership.
May john 50s children be fatherless and their transbian a widow
Anonymous No.40490199
>>40490173
>>40490167
I have been exercising
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40490200 >>40490203
>>40490162
You look fine but tranny
Anonymous No.40490203 >>40490326
>>40490200
Im not a tranny
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490218 >>40490227 >>40490239 >>40490259 >>40490287 >>40490456
>>40490162
anything is better than being a fatty…
Anonymous No.40490225
I haven't fapped to anyone from this site in over a year. How dare you guy
Anonymous No.40490227 >>40490242
>>40490218
agreed. although its not like being super skinny is attractive either, gotta be slim in the right ways ya feel
Anonymous No.40490239 >>40490254
>>40490218
I finally realized what your trip name means. Don't starve yourself. Muscle max and become the chad top wolf lurking inside of you.
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490242 >>40490350
>>40490227
eh I think some of the boys with eating disorders look good, the ones on pinterest who know how to look good
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490254 >>40490258 >>40490287 >>40490295 >>40490325 >>40490456
>>40490239
i gotta keep this 24 inch waist sis
Anonymous No.40490258 >>40490350
>>40489803
i do look like that though, prolly got a bit more chest hair than that.

>>40490254
youve sent like 3 different photos of different people, is that you or just stuff you got off pinterest.
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40490259
>>40490218
It isn't that great
Anonymous No.40490281
>>40489966
I used to jerk off to the housekeeper in the thong
Anonymous No.40490287 >>40490295 >>40490348 >>40490350
>>40490218
>>40490254
ehhh, you look like you couldn't lift a dasani water bottle. id rather be fat but strong
Anonymous No.40490295
>>40490287
slampig
>>40490254
wife
Anonymous No.40490298 >>40491333
>>40489966
Yes it's a great movie.
Robin Williams had his share of duds but he was in a good amount of solid dramedies.
Anonymous No.40490325 >>40490350
>>40490254
Damn it does look good, need it riding me with my hands on your hips
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40490326
>>40490203
I believe you. The clothes and hair make you look like
Anonymous No.40490339
shloud I take a bath
Anonymous No.40490344 >>40490392
if your bottom doesn’t have an eating disorder what are you even doing
Anonymous No.40490348
>>40490287
This ones fake. That's a femboy from reddit. Old pic too.

https://youtu.be/LxaA9_mzOz4?si=YHz0zEKa2fp8khca
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490350 >>40490415
>>40490258
the ones that look like oc are oc, >>40490242
is not me
>>40490287
excuses
>>40490325
any time anon
Anonymous No.40490392 >>40490407
>>40490344
taking care of them
I used to be anorexic and I don't want to go back to that, and if it's the cost of having a bf then I'll be single forever
Anonymous No.40490393 >>40490412 >>40490417 >>40490423 >>40490431 >>40490432 >>40490575
How do I find out the sexuality of my crush without being weird?
Anonymous No.40490407 >>40490431
>>40490392
what means β€œtaking care of them” ?
Anonymous No.40490412 >>40490430
>>40490393
That's weird. If you don't know his sexuality then you probably don't know him at all and you're being weird already.
Anonymous No.40490415 >>40490456
>>40490350
is the last one you or not, that's my question. i ask because its the closest ive seen so far that looks similar to picrel. every other femboy is a bit too bony or a bit too chubby. that one looks just right
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40490417
>>40490393
''oi mate, do you like dick or fanny?''
Should do it
Anonymous No.40490423
>>40490393
drop something in front of him, bend over and back your ass up into him
if he moves away he's straight
Anonymous No.40490430 >>40490450
>>40490412
You really don't get out much huh?
Anonymous No.40490431
>>40490407
making sure their organs don't shut down

>>40490393
ask him out
Anonymous No.40490432
>>40490393
ask him, "tuna or sausage"?
Anonymous No.40490450 >>40490494
>>40490430
Deflecting the statement doesn't change anything. If you don't know what kind of person he's dating or has dated in the past, it makes me think you don't know him.
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490456 >>40490463 >>40490710
>>40490415
yeah >>40490254 and >>40490218 are both me
i wish i could be hong iltak but im 5’10 lol
Anonymous No.40490462 >>40490481 >>40490513
>spend life bringing joy to millions of children
>get cancelled for comment about daughter dating a black guy in a private conversation
>not because they ever watch wrestling
>but because the white audience might feel pressured to virtue signal (to no one) in order to spare the feelings of the poor feral beasts killing, robbing and raping their women more every year with legal impunity
>career ended
>2025
>die
>zoomers continue spitting on your grave for using a casual slur before they were even born so they can signal too

Whites are such god awful pussies. Maybe extinction is preferable than future generations seeing this in their history.
Anonymous No.40490463
>>40490456
yum.
Anonymous No.40490481
>>40490462
This is the zoomer version of Hulk Hogan, and YES he's bbc friendly. Deal with it chud.
Anonymous No.40490494 >>40490498
>>40490450
No I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of someone I've known for a few months, you're correct anon. It's creepy to be interested in someone unless you've known them for your entire life and can read their mind. You definitely understand real world human interactions.
Anonymous No.40490498 >>40490520
>>40490494
>I'm a huge bitch
He's not interested.
Anonymous No.40490504
all these girls on sniffies near me now...how do I scare them off the site?
Mr pancakes No.40490506 >>40490527
Anonymous No.40490507
"The audio is not of high quality, and is redacted in parts to eliminate anything said by participants who did not sign waivers relating to the Gawker trial. But towards the end, you can hear Hulk make the statements which initially sparked outrage last July:

Hogan: So it gets to the point where...I dunno if Brooke was f***ing the black guy's son, or they've been hanging out. I caught them holding hands together on the tour. They were getting close to kind of [inaudible] the f***ing [inaudible]. I'm not a double standard type of guy. I'm a racist to a point, y'know, fucking n*****s, but then, when it comes to nice people and [redacted]

Clem: We all are that way.

Hogan: Yeah, cool, when it comes to nice people, you gotta...you can't, you can't say the...

[Two-second redaction]

Hogan: I don't give a fuck if she [inaudible] [an eight foot tall?] basketball player.

Clem: [laughs]

Hogan: If we're gonna fuck with n*****s, let's get a rich one!

https://www.cagesideseats.com/2016/4/14/11432674/audio-of-hulk-hogans-racist-tirade-released
Mr pancakes No.40490512 >>40490519
I used to be the best looking one here now I'm just a punishment to look at
Anonymous No.40490513
>>40490462
>spend life bringing joy to millions of children
>get cancelled for feeling a few of them up (they were going to die anyways)
>not because they appreciate entertainment
Anonymous No.40490519
>>40490512
Late bloomers > peaked early
Just sayin
Anonymous No.40490520 >>40490543
>>40490498
Anon the reason I'm going after you specifically is that you're giving useless pseudo-advice. It's not actually based on real world experience and it's immediately obvious.
Anonymous No.40490527 >>40490540 >>40490595
>>40490506
is your hair in a lunch lady net or something? it looks odd
Anonymous No.40490531 >>40490570
I'm a huge bitch and need a lovingly abusive boyfriend to beat me up and make me cry so I can find some degree of catharsis and release from the constant emotional weights like anvils that pull my heart into darkness
and then after, when I'm still heavily dissociating and hardly responding, he'll take advantage of me however he pleases and won't judge me if she regression type stuff happens and then when he's done we'll cuddle and fall asleep and if I'm lucky I won't have blacked it all out in the morning
Mr pancakes No.40490532 >>40490538 >>40490545 >>40490548 >>40490551
Honest thoughts
Anonymous No.40490538
>>40490532
grow your hair out
Mr pancakes No.40490540
>>40490527
No my hair was just greasy
Anonymous No.40490543 >>40490574
>>40490520
You have no chance of dating your crush or anyone else jfc.

You've said you've known this guy for months and still can't figure out what his sexuality is. Which means you don't know him.
Anonymous No.40490545
>>40490532
You look fine but I'm prone to call you ugly because you post your face here too much.
Get out of here ugly.
Anonymous No.40490548 >>40490566
>>40490532
You look like an actor now but I can't quite place it.
Anonymous No.40490551
>>40490532
you should poz freshie's bf so freshie can get rid of him once an for all
Anonymous No.40490566 >>40490587
>>40490548
Mr pancakes No.40490567 >>40490591 >>40491377
Its a sad sorry state of affairs when a 10 becomes a 6
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490570 >>40490609
>>40490531
i feel u sis…
Anonymous No.40490574 >>40490584
>>40490543
I like how you can't even dispute that you have no experience.
Anonymous No.40490575
>>40490393
Oh who cares. Get him drunk like everyone else and leave the deep journey of self discovery to someone who gives a shit.

Come'on back me up. I can't be alone on this.
Anonymous No.40490584 >>40490590
>>40490574
He's straight. Goodbye.
Anonymous No.40490587
>>40490566
maybe
Anonymous No.40490590 >>40490772
>>40490584
You could at least lie bruh. Insinuate something, make it murky. Lazy.
Anonymous No.40490591 >>40490603
>>40490567
when a twink becomes a homebody
Anonymous No.40490595
>>40490527
>lunch lady net
Ever notice spics wearing these? Idk why.
Mr pancakes No.40490603 >>40490627 >>40490642
>>40490591
I know its yucky I never get invited out anymore I used to get invitations to parties all the time now I am used up and worthless
Anonymous No.40490609 >>40490832
>>40490570
the dad thing is I dated a guy like that but we broke up bc he was a nonce and also onto poly and marvel films
so close and yet so far
Mr pancakes No.40490616 >>40490644
What did he mean by this
Anonymous No.40490617 >>40490624
Honest thoughts
Anonymous No.40490624
>>40490617
there's some brown hairy creature eating your brain
Anonymous No.40490627 >>40490645 >>40490654
>>40490603
>now I am used up and worthless
gays when they turn 20 be like
Anonymous No.40490642 >>40490660
>>40490603
Well you had four good legal years and three as a minor as a white gay. I don't know what else you were expecting.

"Exoletus is a Latin term, the perfect passive participle of the verb exolescere, which means "to wear out with age". In ancient Rome the word referred to a certain class of homosexual males or male prostitutes, although its precise meaning is unclear to historians."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exoletus
FAnon No.40490644 >>40490674
>>40490616
I would have blocked you lol OMG. What a tubbyfatboy.
Mr pancakes No.40490645
>>40490627
Yeah someone should have told me that I was going to fill out I would have emptied my wrists
FAnon No.40490654 >>40490737
>>40490627
Normies hate to hear it but 18-19 is the only sexually desirable age bracket. Teen meat is primavera.
Mr pancakes No.40490660 >>40490670
>>40490642
White lasts forever
Anonymous No.40490665
20-somethings who think they're worn out are fucking crazy.
Tell that to any 50 year old and I guarantee they will either laugh in your face or slap your shit.
Anonymous No.40490670
>>40490660
Thanks for reminding me. I have some cottage cheese in the fridge I have to use by August.
Mr pancakes No.40490674
>>40490644
Anonymous No.40490710 >>40490783 >>40490832
>>40490456
I mean, aside from height you look pretty damn similar to him. hips and waist and all. makes me wonder how the hell ur still single if you are that good looking, you must carry some serious baggage LOL
Anonymous No.40490737
>>40490654
I was saying that as an indictment, not encouragement
I'm 31, how am I going to get a rapist with a heart of gold sadist boyfriend if they're only looking at teenagers
sure I cammed a lot at that age and before but it never got me a boyfriend proper
Mr pancakes No.40490741 >>40490774 >>40490798
Be honest is it over for me
Anonymous No.40490772
>>40490590
You're the one larping in here dildo
Anonymous No.40490774
>>40490741
You look like a Christmas elf
Anonymous No.40490775
ain nun yall niggas bloggin
Anonymous No.40490783 >>40490992
>>40490710
Fanon is a shitcel lmao no wonder you dream of rape
Anonymous No.40490798
>>40490741
Actually L'd out L
Anonymous No.40490816
(wo)men
Mr pancakes No.40490831
Sometimes when Im watching Eugenia Cooney I wonder what she would think of my body now she would probably cry if she saw me shirtless or laugh at me I feel like I let one of my biggest heroes down
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40490832 >>40490901 >>40490992
>>40490609
how did u do it
>>40490710
i havent really tried to be fair idk where to get one
Anonymous No.40490839 >>40490901 >>40490935
You guys are still on this bf thing, huh.

Alright, so here's your homework, a sanity calibration. Just hear me out. If this works, the spell is broken, you'll spit the rainbow koolade out and with the brain worms gone, youre brain will begin to heal itself and you will have a chance to re-think just wtf you are doing with your life and how you got conned.

Ready? This exercise is just for people under 28. If you are 28 or older, its already too late, you done dug yourself in too deep and maybe as well just enjoy the crash. Here we go:

I want you all to go out and meet ten gay people 15 years older than you and ask how many have had a bf longer than 1 year in their entire lives.

Then come back and let us know how many you found.

Those are your odds to live the heteronormative prince-princess dream that hedonist straights themselves cant seem to figure out.

Yet people ask where I hide my crystal ball.
Anonymous No.40490849
relax guys~
Mr pancakes No.40490856
https://youtube.com/shorts/rKU1imc3-34?si=O96v6FwzPOWwtXiO
Mr pancakes No.40490870
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ckrr8z8RdAU?si=yKpV1f5cmqWFinBT
Anonymous No.40490897 >>40490912
if a bottom’s organs shut down does he still make poop
Anonymous No.40490901 >>40490916
>>40490832
the breakup? over text for safety reasons
I found him on fetlife, he was twenty years older and pretty handsome and smart and very sadistic and dominant and I liked that a lot but he did some stuff that crossed some lines and such
sad

>>40490839
I'll be the exception!! I'll find my husband one day!
FAnon No.40490912 >>40490945 >>40490963
>>40490897
Bottoms don't have organs. I've already harvested them.
Anonymous No.40490916 >>40490963
>>40490901
did he make you eata da poopoo
Anonymous No.40490935 >>40490963
>>40490839
Gay love should be like male friendships. Not like boy girl romances.
Mr pancakes No.40490945
>>40490912
Ngl I blew a load before to the fantasy of being kidnapped by a cannibal
FAnon No.40490946 >>40491705 >>40491737
Anons. WWYD if you saw a hot, barely legal college boy through an open window??
Mr pancakes No.40490958
But he would only eat me when I turn 25 by then I imagine id want to die anyway
Anonymous No.40490963
>>40490912
giwtwm

>>40490916
not as such directly... but he forced me to do like ass to mouth and do other stuff

>>40490935
what if my male friendships always end up like boy girl relationships
Anonymous No.40490992 >>40491007
>>40490783
Who is fanon? you might be confusing me with someone else

>>40490832
well what kind of guy are you into. or are u like iltak, a femboy but not into guys at all
Anonymous No.40491007 >>40491052 >>40491055
>>40490992
fanon = slayer same perosn
Anonymous No.40491042
anon ate the brown poupon Lol
Anonymous No.40491052
>>40491007
im confused lol, what does that guy have to do with me.
Anonymous No.40491055
>>40491007
Fanon likes hairy guys and jocks, which I've never posted once in here because it's not my thing
Anonymous No.40491058 >>40491066 >>40491067 >>40491071 >>40491107 >>40491200
tall masc bf or short fem bf?
Anonymous No.40491066
>>40491058
short fem
Anonymous No.40491067
>>40491058
middle height gbf
Anonymous No.40491071 >>40491105
>>40491058
Short fem
Wait, how short?
Anonymous No.40491105
>>40491071
>how short?
uwu
Anonymous No.40491107
>>40491058
I want a tall masc bf and I can be the short 5'9" fem bf for him
Anonymous No.40491121 >>40491162
When did he become fanon? What happened to freshie or freshie anon?
Anonymous No.40491162
>>40491121
it was after he read peau noire, masques blancs
Anonymous No.40491195
evens go to sleep and risk more nightmares
odds stay up and play vidya and risk a migraine
dubs find a grindr hookup for rn and go drain his spirit energy
Anonymous No.40491200
>>40491058
medium height boyish bf
Anonymous No.40491214 >>40491224
I CANT BREATHE

https://x.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/1945566535902490946

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753410677032202.webm

https://x.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/1945566535902490946
Anonymous No.40491224
>>40491214
why did America have to come up with the dumbest possible version of fascism
Anonymous No.40491245 >>40491251
where did rexie go, i wanted to keep talking with that boy
Anonymous No.40491250
lol
Anonymous No.40491251 >>40491278
>>40491245
she's on hrt now and doesn't look like those pics
Anonymous No.40491263
squeak
Anonymous No.40491278 >>40491289
>>40491251
i mean, they posted those photos. if anything they probably look better. I'm just really curious to know how they've stayed single. i mean, they even have a trip. almost everyone who has a trip on here seems like a weirdo.
Anonymous No.40491283 >>40491293 >>40491310
I think my younger brother might have a bigger dick than me. Not sure what to do with this information but it kinda turns me on...
Anonymous No.40491289
>>40491278
I've seen her hole before there's no way she's been single for even a second of her life lol
Anonymous No.40491293 >>40491334
>>40491283
Is he stronger than you too?
Anonymous No.40491310 >>40491352
>>40491283
it doesn't turn me on, but my dad has a significantly bigger dick than me, in large part due to mine being quite small
Anonymous No.40491333
>>40490298
Hey! Gene Hackman deserves some credit too!
Anonymous No.40491334
>>40491293
Nah I'm like twice his size and I consider him kind of a loser. That's what's hot.
Anonymous No.40491338 >>40491385 >>40492238
bottoms: would you date a fem top
Anonymous No.40491352 >>40491385
>>40491310
Mine is slightly above average but def a grower. Haven't seen lil bro hard but he has a large soft bulge. If it was anyone else I'd like to nuzzle.
Anonymous No.40491362 >>40491386
>"my" top
>"my" bottom

I have never heard gays IRL talk like this ever in my life.
Anonymous No.40491377
>>40490567
that's what being a disgusting slut will do to a person, i suppose
Anonymous No.40491378 >>40491448
Used to lurk on here years ago. I'm curious what happened to all the old name/tripfags. Did anyone keep track?
Anonymous No.40491381
that's it. i'm getting a nose job
Anonymous No.40491385 >>40491390 >>40491565
>>40491338
no I like masculinity and find it comforting and alluring because it's not something I find much of in myself, and definitely not the kind that guys I click with have. femininity is pretty common for me, so it's just kind of uninteresting to me, or at least isn't intoxicating just bc I'm used to it

>>40491352
weird thoughts but as long as you're not doing anything weird that's ok
just don't talk to him about it or try anything
incest is had
Anonymous No.40491386
>>40491362
Most gays are vers aka bottoms. The only tops are straight men that think a gay male ass is fuckable and will dabble in fucking guys, but never bottoms.
Anonymous No.40491389 >>40491401 >>40491524
I'm not so much gay so much as bi but the smell of pussy disgusts me and I can't get hard if I catch a whiff
Anonymous No.40491390
>>40491385
is BAD
fuck autocorrect bullshit
Anonymous No.40491401
>>40491389
agp
Anonymous No.40491409
one day ill find a femboy like this
Anonymous No.40491425 >>40491465
I hate trannies.
Anonymous No.40491448
>>40491378
Also, when did the trannies take over everything. I don't recall it being this bad.
Anonymous No.40491454 >>40491480
i'm an exclusive top
do not touch my asshole or i'll throw hands
Anonymous No.40491465
>>40491425
based
Anonymous No.40491466
i don't think about or care about trannies
Anonymous No.40491468
https://youtu.be/qIJzmpDKELE
Anonymous No.40491478
What is it with that one guy who has made it his life mission to be an expert on AGP which is something everyone else has either never heard of or couldn't give less of a shit about if they did and why does he hang out here?
Anonymous No.40491480 >>40491492
>>40491454
do you suck cock though?
Anonymous No.40491492
>>40491480
yes
Mr pancakes No.40491513 >>40491537
Do tops really want to eat twink flesh
Toxic Queen No.40491515
Thinking of ways to manipulate my boyfriend into breaking up with me.
Anonymous No.40491517
What's with agp troons posting here instead of in the 149 threads currently active in the catalog that are specifically designed for agp troons?
Anonymous No.40491524 >>40491710
>>40491389
Gays are really performative about being disgusted by pussy. It's biology. It ain't that bad sis. I don't get upset seeing a dog's pussy or a cat's pussy. Seeing a human pussy is the same thing.
Anonymous No.40491537 >>40491569
>>40491513
yes I want to leave bite marks
Anonymous No.40491563 >>40491606
...
Anonymous No.40491564
>>40489275 (OP)
How do I make gay friends as a tranny? Some of you seem really chill.
Anonymous No.40491565
>>40491385
>incest is had
Yes I know. Been down that road with a stepbro and it was both awful and a mistake. I'm not gonna do anything with my younger brother or say anything. Just masturbate to a gloryhole/blindfold situation. Ezpz.
Mr pancakes No.40491569 >>40491690
>>40491537
But actually eating the meats why do tops have to have murderlust
Toxic Queen No.40491571 >>40491595
Fat people should be nuked out of existence.
Anonymous No.40491589 >>40491616
as always trips and namefags ruin the thread
Anonymous No.40491595
>>40491571
hey, be kind. you never know what a fat person's story is. Maybe they're fat right now, but actively trying to lose weight. You just wouldn't know.
Mr pancakes No.40491602
How come I get called a disgusting slut but I didn't do anything wrong just get raped
Anonymous No.40491606 >>40491673
>>40491563
Everyone loves to suck a nice dick, it transcends all boundaries.
Anonymous No.40491616 >>40491627
>>40491589
shut the fuck up cunt. no one fucking asked you. I genuinely want to give you a wedgie and shove your dweeb ass in a locker.

Fucking dork. lick the grown beneath my faggot feet, fucker.
Anonymous No.40491627
>>40491616
ground*

typo, opsies
Anonymous No.40491673 >>40491717
>>40491606
not me sis.
Anonymous No.40491689
Uk bros... sayonara... delta... ive had a crush on u forever...
Anonymous No.40491690
>>40491569
something something about the shadow primal lizard brain that links violence with rape
Anonymous No.40491704 >>40491724
https://voca.ro/1btZH7Plnaq5
Anonymous No.40491705 >>40491724
>>40490946
Hotttt daddy
Anonymous No.40491710 >>40491723
>>40491524
I think they're very pretty visually
It's just the smell for me
Anonymous No.40491717
>>40491673
suck this *unzips dick*
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40491723
>>40491710
Mine smells good.
FAnon No.40491724 >>40491751
>>40491704
That's not me. I'm the only rapist here. >>40491705
This is me. I want you all to comment on this eignteenie.
Anonymous No.40491737 >>40491850
>>40490946
lust after his lithe and nubile form
Anonymous No.40491751 >>40491843
>>40491724
https://voca.ro/16QYhGtLmHSp
Anonymous No.40491761
malding so hard she cant even type properly, scrambling to take their name or trip on and off
Toxic Queen No.40491785 >>40491801
Fuck all of you.
Anonymous No.40491797 >>40491811
that nasally gay whining
Anonymous No.40491801 >>40491819
>>40491785
me too? I'm a tranny though :(
Anonymous No.40491811 >>40491831
>>40491797
fr his voice is really annoying
Anonymous No.40491819 >>40491835
>>40491801
Anonymous No.40491827
https://voca.ro/14kRECUCaRQy
Anonymous No.40491831
>>40491811
methy is one of those gays that talks with his nose and upper lip wrinkled all the time and the lower lip hanging open, or even when he isnt talking

he probably keeps his chin tucked down and flails his hands a lot too
Anonymous No.40491835 >>40491922
>>40491819
nigga go back into your moms pussy. Don't address me ever again.
Anonymous No.40491839
>jealous of mens voices
Holy shit.
FAnon No.40491843 >>40491886
>>40491751
Hot teen behavior is playing video games on your phone rotting your brain away while old 25+ creeps goon to you.
FAnon No.40491850 >>40491884
>>40491737
This is is sis. Lust after 18 year old boys. I'm so fucking horny every time I hear or see the word "teen."
Anonymous No.40491852 >>40491899
>wandering along slum roads in the dark rambling about gays on his phone dodging cars and other homeless crazies
>"every day of my life is an adventure"
Anonymous No.40491858
dick snapbacks
Anonymous No.40491884 >>40491897
>>40491850
>https://voca.ro/16QYhGtLmHSp
how old are you? I'm curious
Anonymous No.40491886 >>40491907 >>40491952
>>40491843
https://voca.ro/1iv34ApBM3hf
FAnon No.40491897
>>40491884
Nearing 30.
Anonymous No.40491899
>>40491852
https://voca.ro/1lgaRYBph90J
Anonymous No.40491907
>>40491886
https://voca.ro/1lX9iQmD37W2
Anonymous No.40491911
no ones listening to this shit nigga kys
Anonymous No.40491922
>>40491835
Anonymous No.40491930
https://voca.ro/1yfTNeDAflR7
FAnon No.40491952
>>40491886
Suburban boys with little thoughts are ideal for rape. Their un-earned privilege and the lust I had for this phenotype of male in my youth is something I will redeem by force if necessary.
Anonymous No.40491958 >>40491970
https://voca.ro/17RywkSI8Ptj
FAnon No.40491970 >>40491990
>>40491958
Show us your fit exercised body and smokers lungs. I would goon to that.
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40491975 >>40491995
FAnon No.40491989
What the fuck happened to Shallo and Jeb? I forgot this place had cute guys at one point before Methy drove them out.
Anonymous No.40491990 >>40492006
>>40491970
https://voca.ro/17RywkSI8Ptj
FAnon No.40491995
>>40491975
Show chode.
Anonymous No.40492001
stop
FAnon No.40492006 >>40492035
>>40491990
Lol re-posting that was funny. You sound like you're dying. The idea that walking is exercise to you is hillarious. I left today to pick up lunch and go to the gym and lift weights. I have sexually desirable muscles unlike most of you skinnyfat fucks.
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40492012
Am I older then boomeranon?
Anonymous No.40492015
https://voca.ro/13O4Syqq0svl
Anonymous No.40492022
>>40492016
>>40492016
>>40492016
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40492027
Thanks. I haven't actually played FF today. I've just been chilling.
Anonymous No.40492035
>>40492006
https://voca.ro/1ft0jv1s1Oxp
Anonymous No.40492238
>>40491338
>would you marry a fem top
yes