>>714607036
>old fat elitists are so icky, they should try getting laid instead of being good at beating old SNES games.
1st it's a NES game, 2nd, you have to beat old ass game to get pussy as per Mike Matei, also, your dick get bigger each time you beat a game without using cheat, savestate or rewind

I'm sorry, I don't make the law dicklet