>*POUNDS DESK*
All UNSC personnel on Zeta Halo's ear drums pop
>JJJJJJEEEEEEGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA
All hobbit holes on the ring are collapsed and buried from aftershocks
>PUT A YEEZEL IN IT
All propaganda towers in are short circuited
>AND MAKE HER GAY AND LAME
Silence fills the house of reckoning