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7/23/2025, 9:52:09 PM
>>280847025
No, but she's also probably annoying to walk around with.
>Hey Land. Land. Land.
>...what?
>Let's cut a rug.
>Stop it.
>Hey Land. Land.
>...
>Land.
>...*sigh*
>What happens when you start a fire in a dark forest?
>The light attracts predators.
>Nope. The forest burns down and all the shadows disappear.
>*sigh*
>Hey Land.
>... hey Ubel.
>Oh, I like that. Use my name more.
>I'll be sure not to.
>What do you call a cat without claws?
>Domesticated.
>Nope. Defenseless clause.
>That's terrible.
>You're terrible.
>We're terrible.
>But mostly you.
>Sure.
>... :)
>... 8|
>What do you call a warrior you're seeing double of?
>... fast. A dual-wielder. Or maybe I've just had too much to drink.
>Nope. Bisected.
>... 8|
>... :)
>... 8|
>Land.
>No.
>One more.
>No more.
>A bird flies into the window of a church. The glass breaks and the bird dies. The priest hears this and walks into the room. What does he say when he sees the broken window and the dead bird?
>... that's a sign?
>Nope! "Who the fuck threw a bird through the window?!"
>Ubel! >8|
>Land! >:)
No, but she's also probably annoying to walk around with.
>Hey Land. Land. Land.
>...what?
>Let's cut a rug.
>Stop it.
>Hey Land. Land.
>...
>Land.
>...*sigh*
>What happens when you start a fire in a dark forest?
>The light attracts predators.
>Nope. The forest burns down and all the shadows disappear.
>*sigh*
>Hey Land.
>... hey Ubel.
>Oh, I like that. Use my name more.
>I'll be sure not to.
>What do you call a cat without claws?
>Domesticated.
>Nope. Defenseless clause.
>That's terrible.
>You're terrible.
>We're terrible.
>But mostly you.
>Sure.
>... :)
>... 8|
>What do you call a warrior you're seeing double of?
>... fast. A dual-wielder. Or maybe I've just had too much to drink.
>Nope. Bisected.
>... 8|
>... :)
>... 8|
>Land.
>No.
>One more.
>No more.
>A bird flies into the window of a church. The glass breaks and the bird dies. The priest hears this and walks into the room. What does he say when he sees the broken window and the dead bird?
>... that's a sign?
>Nope! "Who the fuck threw a bird through the window?!"
>Ubel! >8|
>Land! >:)
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