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6/28/2025, 11:53:31 PM
>W-woah Rick! You just teleported us into Mount Doom and threw the ring in!
>Well duh *uuuurppp* Morty this dumbass wannabe lesser god has zero defenses here, if the eagles didn't fly so low we could have just flown over and thrown it from the upper *urp* atmsophere.
>N-no I mean like-- they gave you the ring Rick! An invisibility ring with magical powers! I'm shocked you didn't like take it for yourself!
>Morty obviously I wouldn't that's just retarded, it makes you go schizophrenic as a downside, if they just said that to everyone before giving them the ring then NO one would want that shit, but then it would be even easier for Sauron to get it back. Of course I didn't want it for the same reason I didn't want that microscope that would have made me retarded-- it's just stupid.
>Aw geez--
>So like the microscope I ANALYZED IT AND MADE MY OWN PERSONAL COPY WITH ZERO FUCKING SIDE EFFECTS BITCH! WUBBLE LUBBA DUB DUB!
>Woah! Rick that's not ok! We gave our word I think the entire point is that you're meant to like sacrifice it because no man is meant to have that much power or something--
>SHUT THE FUCK MORTY YOU NIGGER (alien language) Fuck em. I just saved their world, and I already spit in the face of that "theme" daily. Free fool proof invisibility forever. Blow it out your ass Morty, God and Christianity suck and aren't real, come on lets get out of here.
>*Portals out of there*
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>Well duh *uuuurppp* Morty this dumbass wannabe lesser god has zero defenses here, if the eagles didn't fly so low we could have just flown over and thrown it from the upper *urp* atmsophere.
>N-no I mean like-- they gave you the ring Rick! An invisibility ring with magical powers! I'm shocked you didn't like take it for yourself!
>Morty obviously I wouldn't that's just retarded, it makes you go schizophrenic as a downside, if they just said that to everyone before giving them the ring then NO one would want that shit, but then it would be even easier for Sauron to get it back. Of course I didn't want it for the same reason I didn't want that microscope that would have made me retarded-- it's just stupid.
>Aw geez--
>So like the microscope I ANALYZED IT AND MADE MY OWN PERSONAL COPY WITH ZERO FUCKING SIDE EFFECTS BITCH! WUBBLE LUBBA DUB DUB!
>Woah! Rick that's not ok! We gave our word I think the entire point is that you're meant to like sacrifice it because no man is meant to have that much power or something--
>SHUT THE FUCK MORTY YOU NIGGER (alien language) Fuck em. I just saved their world, and I already spit in the face of that "theme" daily. Free fool proof invisibility forever. Blow it out your ass Morty, God and Christianity suck and aren't real, come on lets get out of here.
>*Portals out of there*
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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