>https://voca.ro/17r3hkno0CZo

Another chance to show how much more obvious it is that methy is batshit crazy if he had to actually type his thoughts instead of rambling into night time traffic.

Remember, the question was "What's an obviously gay thing to get at a vegan cafe?"

Trying to grasp at anything relatable as a chance to run his mouth, this was his answer:

"Yeah, basically if you are at vegan cafe, anything you order is gonna be ick. [car zooms by]

"I went to a place inside of Seattle a long time ago. This was like 2018, I think. And it wasn't vegan, but it was a coffee place that sold, you know, like muffins and danishes.

"I don't know why I even went there, but all the waiters were shirtless and wearing rainbow suspenders. I was with someone else and they wanted to go.

"Uh, so yeah if you're at a vegan cafe, like, I don't think anythings even gonna taste good for starters, because they can't use animal products, so they have to make up with like sugar and corn syrup and...

"... Vegan people are very unhealthy. They think they're being healthy but they're not. They actually less healthy than people who choose to eat, like, you know, animal fat, animal protein.

"This vocaroo's not going to be very good, but look what's in the thread. Nothing, so this is what you get."

So the question is about what to order at a vegan cafe, and we get to hear an anecdote about a shirtless coffee shop in Seattle from seven years ago that he "only went to" because someone took him, followed by an angry scolding of vegans, (of course), and a reprimand that the thread wasn't already full of drama for him to lash out at.

Well done, methy, well done.