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>Country:
Panama (oh boy here we go.jpg)
>Weapons:
Wait why is everything on the Pnama Defense Forces wiki written in past tense? Oh replaced by the National Police after the US invasion in 1989. Apparently our best piece of equipment is deadass a motherfucking Ford Fusion.
>Arch Nemesis:
In the grand Latin American tradition, our most hated arch foes are our immediate neighbors: Costa Rica and Columbia.
>Goal: Columbia is on the other side of the Darien Gap, so no worries about those coke-nosed fucks. Costa Rica is looking shifty though. Our cops with their handguns(?) riding around in Ford Fusions aren't going to cut it. Best to get on the phone to Big Daddy America and inform POTUS that the canal is in jeopardy because the filthy Costa Ricans are massing troops on the border. Enjoy your JDAMs, fuckos. Your costa isn't so rica now, is it?
>Something nice:
The Darien Gap kills thousands of would-be illegal immigrants to the US yearly.