Luke...Did I ever tell you about Darth Maul?
Your father was not the only petulant shit I had to deal with during the Clone Wars.
But Maul was an entirely different beast, and we both had history together.
He killed my master Qui Gon Jin and nearly killed me by forcing me into a reactor shaft but I was able to catch some red light thing.
No there were no guard rails, Luke. I know it is a terrible oversight.

I was able to jump out of the shaft and my moves were so slick that when I forced Qui Gon's lightsaber into my hand that Maul froze up and I cut that horn-headed fucker in half.
Yet he was too petty to just let himself be dead, and his hatred for me became his reason to keep living.
Luke...to say Maul was constantly seething would be an understatement.
Anyway.
He went through multiple pairs of new legs from an alleged junk spider body to General Grevious legs to normal leg cybernetics but I don't think he ever got his Zabrak penis back. So it is safe to assume he real bottled sexual rage in him like nothing the galaxy had ever seen.

The shit he did during the Clone Wars, Luke...too many to name.
I'd say the biggest thing he did was when he took over planet Mandalore through some code of honor bullshit those jetpack assburners had in place, and killed a bitch who had a port I really wanted to dock inside.

He still kept chasing after me even after the days of Order 66.
Then finally one day when you were just a little boy we met at last, and after I acted all high and mighty just to spite him, I beat his raggedy sandy ass in like less than 4 seconds.

He chased me all the way across the galaxy only to get his ass whupped in less than 4 seconds Luke.
See that is what grudge holding and sexual frustration will do to anyone, Luke.

Now, let's head down to Mos Eisley.
I know a place that had a great pimp who had a selection of fine and fun Twi'lek girls.
And he was a good friend.