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6/18/2025, 10:31:04 AM
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>In a louder-than-normal voice:
>"Honey! Up so early?! Ha ha! GUESS WHAT?! I slept very well! Did you sleep well? You know what? I slept well because I had no allergies last night!"
>At this point I'm pretending that I slept so well that I'm ecstatic. I hug her, pretending that it's because I'm overwhelmed by joy. In reality, I hug her so I can physically direct her away from the screen
>I continue, always in a loud voice:
>"And you know what must have been? The herb! It-it was probably that, ri-right? Because I don't think it's coincidence, right? I-I mean, I took it, and then I didn't have allergies!"
>I said all that because I couldn't think of anything else
>Since she always wants to be helpful, and loves it when her efforts work, she's incredibly happy about hearing this
>I continue to bullshit for a while
>Fortunately, she always goes to the bathroom first thing in the morning. She goes there, smiling because she thinks she was a great nurse, and while she's there I close the picture. Open a new tab with medical info about melissa officinalis
>When she's back, I pretend that I'm reading about the herb
>"See, honey? Says here that it's good for allergies!"
>I'm lucky, some people do think it's good for that. So the info I'm showing her matches the lie I made up to distract her
>She's so happy, she decides it's gonna be a daily treatment
>I've been drinking that gross, bitter, revolting herb daily since then. She makes a jar of it! A jar, and keeps it in the fridge! Been drinking it for over a week! I hate it!
>But at least she didn't see the loli...
>In a louder-than-normal voice:
>"Honey! Up so early?! Ha ha! GUESS WHAT?! I slept very well! Did you sleep well? You know what? I slept well because I had no allergies last night!"
>At this point I'm pretending that I slept so well that I'm ecstatic. I hug her, pretending that it's because I'm overwhelmed by joy. In reality, I hug her so I can physically direct her away from the screen
>I continue, always in a loud voice:
>"And you know what must have been? The herb! It-it was probably that, ri-right? Because I don't think it's coincidence, right? I-I mean, I took it, and then I didn't have allergies!"
>I said all that because I couldn't think of anything else
>Since she always wants to be helpful, and loves it when her efforts work, she's incredibly happy about hearing this
>I continue to bullshit for a while
>Fortunately, she always goes to the bathroom first thing in the morning. She goes there, smiling because she thinks she was a great nurse, and while she's there I close the picture. Open a new tab with medical info about melissa officinalis
>When she's back, I pretend that I'm reading about the herb
>"See, honey? Says here that it's good for allergies!"
>I'm lucky, some people do think it's good for that. So the info I'm showing her matches the lie I made up to distract her
>She's so happy, she decides it's gonna be a daily treatment
>I've been drinking that gross, bitter, revolting herb daily since then. She makes a jar of it! A jar, and keeps it in the fridge! Been drinking it for over a week! I hate it!
>But at least she didn't see the loli...
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