I had the displeasure of visiting the UK, I got into a town named Milton Keynes, which is mediocrity incarnate.
>go grab some food in their huge shopping mall
>Turkish fuck makes me a fish n chips
>Prepare to leave, suddenly hear screaming
>some black gorilla nigger is holding a fuckin sword
>HolyShit.jpg
>Runs at a group of niggers
>everyone is fleeing because some doctors enriched eachother in the middle of a fucking mall
>read the journal the next morning
>no fucking mention of it

And don't get me started on the Lovecraftian horror that was the female cashier at the pound land here holy fucking shit man