>age 29
>6'4", fit, attractive, prestigious day job
>check investments, $4.7 million net worth
>get in the uber and go to club
>dance about with random guys, start making out with girl, bring her and her friend back fuck them both
>load 4chan and start complaining about my life

This all literally happened less than 48 hours ago. Like none of this is exaggerated, I was born gifted (not like Einstein level but waaaaaay above average) and everything just kinda followed and I haven't really adapted to it. I also got buck broken as a child, hate myself, feel like a loser still and have depression.