>>507263680
Be a hermit. Take up your controller. Get a sex doll. Wank long hours. Grow a beard. Summon that succubus. Never engage in physical sex. Get enlightened. Provide for your tulpa. Become a wizard. Listen to your muse. Defend your steam account and promote old school runescape online. Go to the forest. Drink magical potions. Do drugs. Get 11 hours of sleep. Wake up early in the afternoon. Monetize your spells. Read grimoires. Fight for your timesplitters remake. Sacrifice your pizza rolls to Mars. Don't take your pills. Build your tower. Play videogames. Never watch 3D porn.

Life is sweet.

Being a shut-in is just about the best thing that can happen to you. Embrace your powers as a mage. Bear the hooked cross.

Help your volk. Fuck the world. Save your games regularly.

Put. On. The. Fleshlight.
Right. Now.