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6/15/2025, 10:38:38 AM
>"Why would anyone name a trash bag "GLAD"?"
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"
>"Half of your family members have dicks!"
>"A life sized cardboard cut-out of Deanny DeVito scratching his ass!"
>"Built Ford Tough Shit!"
>"Call before you dick!"
>"I'm going to piss on my neighbours porch goose to show dominance!"
>"Quit tinkering with your tits and help me find the werewolf costume!"
>"Major league shitbreath!"
>"My dad treated me like a dick-head stepchild!"
>"Second Ass Citizens!"
>"I love you like a common housefly loves shit!"
>"The only reason I would go inside a "Build-A-Bear" workshop is to use their shitter!"
>"He's arrogant and talks about himself in the third faggot!"
>"We're shit out of Lucky Charms!"
>"When she was born, they gave her a "Bitch Certificate"."
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"
>"Half of your family members have dicks!"
>"A life sized cardboard cut-out of Deanny DeVito scratching his ass!"
>"Built Ford Tough Shit!"
>"Call before you dick!"
>"I'm going to piss on my neighbours porch goose to show dominance!"
>"Quit tinkering with your tits and help me find the werewolf costume!"
>"Major league shitbreath!"
>"My dad treated me like a dick-head stepchild!"
>"Second Ass Citizens!"
>"I love you like a common housefly loves shit!"
>"The only reason I would go inside a "Build-A-Bear" workshop is to use their shitter!"
>"He's arrogant and talks about himself in the third faggot!"
>"We're shit out of Lucky Charms!"
>"When she was born, they gave her a "Bitch Certificate"."
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