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>>211483494 (OP)
whos the faggot with the tuba?

>>211483494 (OP)
HOOOLY SHIT

FUCK SALT

>>211483494 (OP)
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>>211483593

Bacon and eggs dear

>>211483494 (OP)
OW
YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD
I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK

>>211483494 (OP)
Don’t talk shit about Total!

The old internet is dead

>>211483494 (OP)
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>>211484726
UPDATE

Did you shit in the ficking toilet???

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>>211484832
shitting like a horse, he got a horse ass on him

>>211484923
>>211484832
>"FUCK HORSES! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT KENTUCKY!!"

>>211483494 (OP)
>That diabolical little squirrel is disturbing my tomato plants. Please excuse me while I go outside to rescue the tomatoes.

I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT

>>211484988
>apparently a lengthy-legged ill tempered individual with an appearance resembling puerto rican descent has attempted to hijack my motor vehicle

This shit was LESS fake than Kenny vs Spenny yet anons will claim KvS was "real". lmao

>>211485432
>Depositing urine outside via the window, and depositing feces outside via the window, are two distinct and separate actions.

Is this another shitty old ass meme we are supposed to know about?

>>211484988
>>211485432
>"Oh my goodness!"

>"Why is the Jolly Green Giant such a turd?"
>"Night sweats are for pussies!"
>"Radio Shack sucks dick now!"
>"I think eraser heads are shaped like dick heads on purpose!"
>"GO EAT SHIT WITH SOMEBODY!"
>"EARTH TO FATASS!"
>"Bomb Sniffing Dog Shit!"
>"I don't like the word 'scrotum' anymore."
>"Man, did that croc hunter impression suck dick, or what?"
>"The Harlem Globetrotters doing dumb shit!"
>"I would only fuck her if it was a fucking emergency!"
>"I could build a house with all the bricks I shit watching "Family Matters.""
>"Bill Gates is a state of the art horses ass!"
>"A zebra has shit to do."
>"If everything that we have been told about history is a lie, that means Abe Lincoln had a fat ass!"
>"Shetlin pony shit stinks!"
>"Did you just throw a big ass ketchup coupon at me?!"
>"FUCK "DICK VAN DYKE" FAN MAIL!"
>"REESES PIECES OF SHIT!"
>"YOU HAVE TO BE NUTS TO HANG OUT WITH THAT DICK!"
>"Turn that frown upside down and shove it up your fucking ass!"
>"FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SQUAD!"
>"SHUT YOUR CAP'N CRUNCH OOPS! ALL BERRIES HOLE!"
>"You suck more dick than Mr. Pibb!"
>"I'm getting tired of all the liying and I'm getting tired of all the suprise piles of shit in the basement."

>>211485557
If you don't know Danny, then you don't know Pewtoob.

>"ALL RIGHT, WHOSE DICK PISSED ALL OVER THE FLOOR?"
>"Suck a used car salesman's lousy cock!"
>"He has to write everything down because he is a fat ass!"
>"Some bullshit about bubble bath!"
>"It looks liek all that time you spent learning French is finally starting to fuck off."
>"TAG! You're shit!!!"
>"The weatherman says its supposed to be a nice day today, so don't be a dick!"
>"That annoying rooster was always waking me up at 4 am with his "Cock-A-Doodle Bullshit!"
>"Why is that dick so bent out of shape?!"
>"You're the shitting image of your dad."
>"I'm not sticking my dick in bonkers!"
>"From appetite to asswipe."
>"I got shit on my W2's again."
>"If I had an 8 inch cock, I would not be working at *Panera Bread*"
>"The line at the fair to buy corndog's was like a "Who's Who" of babboon shit!"
>"I dropped my phone and not it has a big "Ass Crack"."
>"FUCK FACIAL RECOGNITION!"
>"I'M NOT AS DUMB AS YOU FUCK!"
>"HE WALKS LIKE HE HAS IMPORTANT SHIT IN HIS ASS!"
>"The grand opening of the new "Baskin Robbins" turned into a dick measuring contest."
>"Why don't you find a job you're qualified for? Like shoveling walrus shit at "Sea World"?"
>"I don't give a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater dick!"
>"It's impolite to talk with a mouthful of cock!"
>"HEY AXL ROSE!"

>"Why would anyone name a trash bag "GLAD"?"
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"
>"Half of your family members have dicks!"
>"A life sized cardboard cut-out of Deanny DeVito scratching his ass!"
>"Built Ford Tough Shit!"
>"Call before you dick!"
>"I'm going to piss on my neighbours porch goose to show dominance!"
>"Quit tinkering with your tits and help me find the werewolf costume!"
>"Major league shitbreath!"
>"My dad treated me like a dick-head stepchild!"
>"Second Ass Citizens!"
>"I love you like a common housefly loves shit!"
>"The only reason I would go inside a "Build-A-Bear" workshop is to use their shitter!"
>"He's arrogant and talks about himself in the third faggot!"
>"We're shit out of Lucky Charms!"
>"When she was born, they gave her a "Bitch Certificate"."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BIRD???
HOLY SHIT, FUCK, DAMN IT, ???

>"I'm going to have to go to the lost and found later because I'm about to lose my shit!"
>"The vacuum cleaner came with too many dumb ass attachments."
>"I'd rather watch piss dry."
>"Chef Boyardee's 57 bastard sons."
>"That big screen tv they're giving away is still up for "GRABS!"
>"Your cooking is always filled with shitty mistakes!"
>"You pissed yourself into a corner."
>"You don't have a snowman's balls chance in hell!"
>"You can't just puit the shit back into the rhinoceros."
>"It's a ceiling fan, you asshole!"
>"I found a lime in the refrigerator that needs to be fucked!"
>"That mullet is sure to turn some shitheads."
>"I got the "Uh-Oh, Spaghettios!" jingle stuck in my ass!"
>"I'll bet my leftover Nutella that OJ did it!"
>"You're nothing but a worthless sack of miscellaneous Doctor Scholls shit!"
>"Go be a smelly ass someplace else!"
>"White-Out looks too much like birdshit to take seriously!"
>"Your mom's so fat, she has to shit!"
>"Land of Lakes Butter" thinks its funny when you fall on your ass!"
>"He's a douchebag real estate agent, but at least he admits it."
>"Happier than if Smokey the Bear rolled in shit!"
>"Fluffing up those asscheeks!"
>"That barefoot bitch in the Snickers commercial just wants to feed his family and make beeping noises!"
>"What a load of bull from Night Court shit!"
>"Bon Voyage Cocksucker!"

>>211483494 (OP)
HE LOOKS LIKE A LONG-LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN

>>211484843
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT

Anyone got a link to the recent banned episode?

>>211485852
SO
FUCK HIM

>>211485507
>I retain an adversion to sodium chloride

Reddit guy

>>211486209
No one loves you.