I’ve decided to become gay. No more tits or pussy for me. Only cocks and buttholes.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I pretty much look like a Chud but worse, I'm pale, skinny and my hair is thinning a lot which makes everything worse because it makes me look sickly

I had girls interested in me, not that many but it did happen, even in my current balding state even though it's pretty noticable

So, how can I do it? What's the secret?

Due to tinder and the hoeflation is impossible to get a titcow for us Chuds, I feel so demoralized

Is there a way? What's the secret?