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6/18/2025, 2:59:23 PM
>“Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been sh*t-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of sh*t.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, sh*t-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger…Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherf*cker. No, I’m here to take the high road.”
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