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7/19/2025, 8:45:18 AM
>>715861829
>>715862029
Either
>This is a younger Cranky Kong kidnapping older Pauline, meaning that DK III isn't born yet despite Baby Mario and Baby DK III being born at the same time in Yoshi's Island...and also despite an older DK III being the one teaming up with Pauline in Bananza...which is supposed to happen before DK 94 does
or
>Modern DK has a son, making him Donkey Kong IV that we never see ever again, and Pauline's grandpa and Mario share the same last name, meaning she might be some weird incest baby
This shit is so fucked it's not even funny.
>>715862029
Either
>This is a younger Cranky Kong kidnapping older Pauline, meaning that DK III isn't born yet despite Baby Mario and Baby DK III being born at the same time in Yoshi's Island...and also despite an older DK III being the one teaming up with Pauline in Bananza...which is supposed to happen before DK 94 does
or
>Modern DK has a son, making him Donkey Kong IV that we never see ever again, and Pauline's grandpa and Mario share the same last name, meaning she might be some weird incest baby
This shit is so fucked it's not even funny.
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