>>713395306
Somewhere out in the world there's a 32-year-old redditor who just smashed his custom-built $500 leverless controller (he ordered it before ever touching the game). He failed to react to a jump in time and got annihilated by his retarded gold ranked opponent.
"I'm just too old to play," he sputters, voice quaking, "I don't have the reactions for gaming anymore." He reaches for his vape pen and cannabis oil. Donating more money to his hero, Snake Eyez, will make him feel better.