My company are full of zoomers, and some of them complained that I demanded that every communication should be made in e-mail.
So they managed to get everyone to use Discord (because it's "free", and they all know how to use it), and as a silent protest, I wrote in my bio a fake warning that gives the impression I was being investigated for being a member of multiple extremist Slavic nationalist groups (I am from Brazil, just to add context), and everything that was sent to me was being recorded. Apparently, zoomers believe in anything that has an emoji of a warning sign.
RH asked me to remove it, but the pic related is more or less the thing.

Kids these days don't have the thick skin to be on the internet. Back in my first job, if you left your computer without locking your screen, people would jump in and change your wallpaper to gore or e-mail everyone saying that you had found love with a man named "Alehandro" and were going to spend some years living on a nudist beach working as a bartender. We all laughed. Now if I point out that the guy next to me is literally mouth breathing and he should lose weight for his own good, they almost cry.