SKG retard #1: > this will force the publishers to give us their source code (HURR DURR wtf is "intellectual property" anyway?)

SKG retard #2: > this will force the publishers to give us their server binaries (HURR DURR wtf is "intellectual property" anyway?)

SKG retard #3: > this will force the publishers to refund me completely when the game goes down (HURRR DURR I'm not a commie BTW, I just want something for nothing)

SKG retard #4: > this will force the publishers to print the end of service date on the box (HURRR DURR they just have to see the future like that, surely there is no clause about license revocation in any EULA ever)

Any more types I'm missing?