>>532275545
I just stitch them up, the people who actually do the work and write the greens deserves all the honor. But thank you nonetheless

Yeah, this is basically ripped right from The Office.

>”You’re serious?”
>Berdly snickered.
>”Kris, that is your worst joke yet. Moving things with your mind? Please.”
>Kris doubles down and tells the blue bird that he very much can move things with his mind.
>”Very well. Then…”
>Berdly looks around the classroom before setting his sights on a chair at the opposite end of the room.
>”By all means, move that chair right there.”
>He then turns to the other students.
>”Everyone, please, give Kris your attention, for he is about to show us his telekinesis skills.”
>He then makes a motion for the human to start.
>Kris takes a deep breath before squinting his eyes at the chair and gently moving his hand.
>Nothing happens.
>Berdly chuckles, but before he can utter a word, the chair then shifts to the left.
>He stares dumbfounded.
>Kris moves his hand a little more erratically, to which the chair shifts once more to the left before yanking to the right.
>Everyone stares in awe while Catti looks to Kris, a feeling of pride swelling within her.
>Unbeknownst to all but Kris, Susie, and Noelle, was that the latter two were pulling on the chair with a very thin thread.
>Noelle barely stifles a giggle while Susie grins ear to ear.
>”Oh my Angel…”
>Berdly can’t believe what he is seeing.

>>531518486
you WILL take kris seriously

Can't tell what's a bigger blow to discussion in these threads: shipping, or snowgravefags pushing dead memes. The latter at least died down.

>>530251784
it's 9pm