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You're right let's talk about some cutie patooties and what kind of warm beverages we would give them to recover after saving them from hugh grant's weird gay redditor incel maze

I would make them coffees from my espresso machine and put a little whisky in there but no cream because I don't keep cream. Also a dry towel to drape over their shoulders while they sip their irish coffees and ponder/discreetly discuss the size of my penis (it's very small but cute, like a 1st gen pokemon).